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December 1st, Monday
Hi, Mom and Dad
Hogwarts is fine right now, but I’ve been hitting some rocky edges. Yes, I’ve been paying attention in class, yes, my grade level is higher than an ‘A’, and no, I haven’t gotten any detentions yet. Anyways, say hi to Francis and Lance for me. Also, tell Jade and Emily that just because I’m in Gryffindor doesn’t mean that I’m dumb and uncalculating.
I’m enclosing some Tooth-Flossing Stringmints and Chocolate frogs for Lance, hope he likes them. And before you ask what rocky edges, I mean friendship issues. So far I’ve made like 1 friend, so yeah.
Perseus is fine, in fact, he’s hooting on my shoulder right now-ew, bad Perseus! Sorry, Perseus just snatched a dead mice and drooped it on my parchment. Which house was dad in again? Wasn’t it Ravenclaw? Anyways, yeah, The educational part of Hogwarts is really good, I’m just not that social… Okay, fine, it’s because I stay in the library all day. And of course I’ve been doing homework in the Common room, where else would I do it?
There’s also this scavenger hunt that’s been happening inHogsmeade vicinity of Hogwarts, of course I know that second years aren’t allowed to visit… Can you tell Jade and Emily that they are, in my terms, insipid git’s who have thy most fatuous brains that are likewise to a candle Better to be burnt out-wait, how did you reveal this?
With lots of love, Derek
Hi, Mom and Dad
Hogwarts is fine right now, but I’ve been hitting some rocky edges. Yes, I’ve been paying attention in class, yes, my grade level is higher than an ‘A’, and no, I haven’t gotten any detentions yet. Anyways, say hi to Francis and Lance for me. Also, tell Jade and Emily that just because I’m in Gryffindor doesn’t mean that I’m dumb and uncalculating.
I’m enclosing some Tooth-Flossing Stringmints and Chocolate frogs for Lance, hope he likes them. And before you ask what rocky edges, I mean friendship issues. So far I’ve made like 1 friend, so yeah.
Perseus is fine, in fact, he’s hooting on my shoulder right now-ew, bad Perseus! Sorry, Perseus just snatched a dead mice and drooped it on my parchment. Which house was dad in again? Wasn’t it Ravenclaw? Anyways, yeah, The educational part of Hogwarts is really good, I’m just not that social… Okay, fine, it’s because I stay in the library all day. And of course I’ve been doing homework in the Common room, where else would I do it?
There’s also this scavenger hunt that’s been happening inHogsmeade vicinity of Hogwarts, of course I know that second years aren’t allowed to visit… Can you tell Jade and Emily that they are, in my terms, insipid git’s who have thy most fatuous brains that are likewise to a candle Better to be burnt out-wait, how did you reveal this?
With lots of love, Derek
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