Do you need a pick-me-up or laugh? Do you want to have one without going across all the webs to find one? Do you want it for an AFFORDABLE price? Then JPM is the place for you!!!



At JMP, we give you funny, yet practical jokes, pictures, or memes!

For 1 sickle, you can get a joke, For 2 sickles, a picture, and for 3 sickles, a meme!

You can say what kind of stuff or you can let me pick!

Order form:

Name:
House:
Year:
Joke, picture, or meme:
Extra details:
Potato peelings? (Not required only for 1st years)

For your personal ease:


I will send you the pictures, memes, or jokes in an owl so people don't take them. Thank you for your support!




Disclaimer: This stuff was mainly found on apps and forums on Google.

Name: Emmeline Pembroke
House: Gryffindor
Year: 1st year
Joke, picture, or meme: meme
Extra details: harry potter related about the most randomist of thing
Potato peelings? (Not required only for 1st years) potato peelings How much?

Emmeline Pembroke wrote: 16 Sep 2025, 20:38 Name: Emmeline Pembroke
House: Gryffindor
Year: 1st year
Joke, picture, or meme: meme
Extra details: harry potter related about the most randomist of thing
Potato peelings? (Not required only for 1st years) potato peelings How much?

I am so sorry for the long wait! I will do it now I didn't see your order! You get it free for the wait!

No it is fine I will pay for it. I don't mind having to wait.

Emmeline Pembroke wrote: 16 Oct 2025, 15:32 No it is fine I will pay for it. I don't mind having to wait.

You're the best. I'll get on it now

Here it is! It's 29 potato peels please!



Here's another one for the wait for free!




@Emmeline Pembroke

Thank you so much!! I love it!

Emmeline Pembroke wrote: 16 Oct 2025, 15:59 Thank you so much!! I love it!

Have you sent the potato peels?

I just have!

Emmeline Pembroke wrote: 16 Oct 2025, 16:33 I just have!

Thank you!