How much of a Maggie-stan are you?

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Obsessed, because I hate myself

12

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I'm really not insane

1

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Never heard of Maggie

7

You know the right answer in your heart.

Quick reminder: I am the one who emailed McDonald’s customer service for permission to legally godmod Ronald McDonald as a character on here. And also I have the Madagascar edit account.

Vote Maggie (the People’s Princess) today.

Democracy is a fake construct


The person who voted just now, you clicked the wrong button.

Maggie gives me pony drawings and is also goffik (fangs 4 the art). Voting against her would mean I am a prep and a posr and I am NEITHER of those.

Finn, on the other hand, has landed me in thousands of dollars of debt in the fruit stand business and has only given me an unprompted visual list of character heights.

All and all, this is a very unfair poll because both people are very cool and fun. My wallet has also been very unhelpful to consult with this dilemma.

Finn is a dumb name because you are not a fish and you do not have fins. Maggie is a cool name because if you flip the ‘M’ upside down it becomes ‘W’ and then it’s Waggie. It’s a cool Mario and Wario situation.

Voting for Finn makes you a prep AND a posr.

No Ryan Gosling option, poll disregarded.

Nicholas McCowan wrote: 9 May 2024, 05:43 No Ryan Gosling option, poll disregarded.

Being a boy, I look the most like him. Please reconsider.

I am literally Ryan Gosling

Whoever voted Finn, my lawyers will be in touch.

But Nick is Ryan Gosling??? He's going to have a post-grad tormented Officer K arc.