20 Dec 2022, 00:05
Yo, Bro! Good to my word
Nov. 1, 2022
Dear Bishop Chris, @Bubba McGarry
I am still dealing with the decision to block side effects of fleeting lingering non-existent convenient nightmares, embarrassment memory loss concerning the events of October 23, 2022 in Task 1 of the Hexwizard, so please forgive the delay in getting this to you. As I am a member of the student body attending the, you know, number one only School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in North America, I can't help but make believe believe our humiliation annihilation pretend victory dominance over your black hearted, fumbling walked-the-walk and shut up already!!! talked-the-talk teammates, was non-existent a sight to behold.
As during the course of the game I entered into a gentleman's agreement with you concerning a commemorative t-shirt of choice (NOTE: it was never explicitly determined at the time that the phrase "of choice" was to necessarily mean that the choice was to be yours, so I have therefore determined that it is, in fact, not... your choice, I mean.) Enjoy your commemorative Ilvermorny Hexwizard tee. No thanks necessary. Truly.
Please also find enclosed a note I made just for you. You will, I feel certain, not give a flying Winnebago appreciate the effort (which was exactly none) it took to track down a few sheets of Spaceballs: The Movie gift wrapping paper for your t-shirt. It was a pleasure, wait, that actually is correct. It was a pleasure quoting pure art ridiculousness with you in moments of awe inspiring tragic strategy strategery.
So, hearty congratulations.... on receipt of this gift. Hope it fits you like a postage stamp O. J. Simpson's glove.
Just a guy who is your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate with a Schwartz as big, no... bigger, than yours!
Later, dude.
Bishop Stephen
Dear Bishop Chris, @Bubba McGarry
I am still dealing with the decision to block side effects of fleeting lingering non-existent convenient nightmares, embarrassment memory loss concerning the events of October 23, 2022 in Task 1 of the Hexwizard, so please forgive the delay in getting this to you. As I am a member of the student body attending the, you know, number one only School of Witchcraft and Wizardry in North America, I can't help but make believe believe our humiliation annihilation pretend victory dominance over your black hearted, fumbling walked-the-walk and shut up already!!! talked-the-talk teammates, was non-existent a sight to behold.
As during the course of the game I entered into a gentleman's agreement with you concerning a commemorative t-shirt of choice (NOTE: it was never explicitly determined at the time that the phrase "of choice" was to necessarily mean that the choice was to be yours, so I have therefore determined that it is, in fact, not... your choice, I mean.) Enjoy your commemorative Ilvermorny Hexwizard tee. No thanks necessary. Truly.
Please also find enclosed a note I made just for you. You will, I feel certain, not give a flying Winnebago appreciate the effort (which was exactly none) it took to track down a few sheets of Spaceballs: The Movie gift wrapping paper for your t-shirt. It was a pleasure, wait, that actually is correct. It was a pleasure quoting pure art ridiculousness with you in moments of awe inspiring tragic strategy strategery.
So, hearty congratulations.... on receipt of this gift. Hope it fits you like a postage stamp O. J. Simpson's glove.
Just a guy who is your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate with a Schwartz as big, no... bigger, than yours!
Later, dude.
Bishop Stephen
The magic is real.