The Bachellorette CLOSED

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Dear First Year Boys,

HI! I'm Jantnette Apbplebottom, a Slytherin first year here at Hogwarts. Now I know what you're thinking why is a random girl writing me an owl and also, isn't that the girl who just eats sweets all the time, has a ScothScottish accent, and talks with her mouth full? And while the answer is yes to all three of those things, I am just writing an owl cause...

I NEEDwould like A DATE TO THE BALL!!!! (please)

Now you might be thinking to yourself, why would I, wanna go out with the ONE, THE ONLY, Jannette Applefritter? and I just wanna say is that even a question that needs to be asked? What I will do for a whole week is that I can share some deserts I keep in my apple-shaped purse, I can also sit next to you in class don't expect me to help you with classwork cause I don't pay attention, I will laugh at all your jokes (even if they are not funny), and I can also help you with homework though do be warned I only do homework last minute so, yeah. Also another thing if it makes a difference, no I don't have cooties... I can't believe I have to say it.

To give a brief description of what I look like, I have brown hair, and I am in Slytherin (obviously if you hadn't read the top of my letter), I'm not like super tall, and I'm in my first year. Oh and I wear glasses. So yeah sorry to break it to you fellas but if you were thinking of someone else it was probably either Quinn or Lily. Which also by the way they won't give you apple pie or cauldron-shaped cupcakes at the ball and they both have cooties. But wait, also they are both super sweet, and should -

Okay to make it easier here is a picture of the one and only MEEEEE!!!

So if you are interested in me, please write me an owl.

To your potential dates of dates (with cinnamon apple treats)

- Jannette Apsplebottom

P.S My Nan says that I am a very sweet young girl and anyone would be lucky to have me.

P.S.S Also you don't have to owl me, we can talk at lunch or dinner or breakfast or anywhere I just need a date!!!!!

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