Hello, all you fine-smelling readers!
I must admit, this is a rather unconventional idea for a shop, but I ask only that you hear me out, because I think it could
really turn into something fun.
I welcome your nose to the wondrous world of Take a Whiff.

What is this illustrious place?

Example
Description for Leonard Oaksworth

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He smells like a clear night. One whiff tells of the passing day, and yet that smell is fading. You never know what might have taken place on this day; it might have been fun and laughter, or a stiff, emotionless blur. With that one sniff, you can almost feel what is about to come, though you can't always see it. One could stay safe, spending a peaceful night under the light of the stars, or else they could venture into the shadows, where all manner of danger might lurk, yet still, an undeniable sense of opportunity beckons.

Well, I'm glad you asked!
Here at Take a Whiff, we offer a variety of services via creative writing, including - but not limited to - taking a figurative sniff in the general direction of your character. What that means is this: I take a gander at your character's history, personality, and inner emotions, then write a description of what I think their essence would smell like. Pretty strange, isn't it?
Example to the left.
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What our patrons think

When asked if he thought the description was accurate, Leonard commented:
"Absolutely, it uncovered stuff I, as his creator, barely even thought about."

On the same subject, Katherine Labrouder - another test subject - confidently asserted:
"I like it."

Akari Kato exclaimed more enthusiastically:
"I M M A C U L A T E!"

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So what's it gonna cost me?

List of services

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Our signature product, The Sniff Test, as mentioned above
-Cost-
100-199 Words | 1 Sickle
200+ Words | 2 Sickles

Full description of your character's personality
-Cost-
4 Sickles

Description of your character's appearance
-Cost-
3 Sickles

Description of how your character feels about another, for use in your Relationships page (I would read the threads that the two characters had been in together)
-Cost-
2 Sickles Each

A quick quote that relates to your character, for use in a signature or table
-Cost-
10 Knuts

Any other written thing that you, the customer, can think of
-Cost-
May Vary

Any of these can be written in the style you prefer.
First person, third person, past tense, present tense, light, dark, mysterious, whatever you choose!
Just let me know.

Well, now you're getting into the tough questions.
While I do request a bit of payment for my work, I assure you that I offer more services than the one I mentioned before. See, that's what the 'but not limited to' disclaimer above was alluding to. Genius, really.

A list of the different services we provide can be found to the left.
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All of our products can be used in encyclopedias, biographies, or simply for the fun of knowing what a procurer of smells such as I thinks of your character.

What you need to know

Status

Queue

To all those who have been waiting a while for their order to be fulfilled, I sincerely apologize. I've been on a bit of a hiatus for the span of recent memory. Slow on replies and non-existent on completing commissions.
But not to worry, for I'm back and better than ever!
I've gotten back into the swing of things by completing an order, and plan on producing the remainder in the queue (And any new ones) with much more consistency. So order away!

1. @Willow Anderson
2. @Anastasia Beckett
3. @Calypso Starling
4. @Aurora Ranvier
5. @Everly Charlton