I guess
WYSGTH If all your teachers were Lockhart

I guess, i do know some spells

WYGTH if u know ur gonna be sorted into ur least fav house

Yes, I'll learn to like it.

WYGTH if you had to be absent once a week and have to do catch-up work?

yesssssss tbh learning abt magic is wayyyy better than irl subjectssssssss

WYGTH if your family will hate you if u go

Yeah probably. They already hate me so :p

WYSGTH if you had to give a speech every morning about the code of conduct

Uh haha no way jose

WYSGTH if theres a teacher who picks favorites

Sure. Harry had to endure that. Why can't I?

WYGTH if you had to get a tattoo that you didn't want?

Protest

Will you dance every time you walk anywhere in Hogwarts and its surroundings?

Yes! Sounds fun, Hogwarts is worth it

Would you go to Hogwarts if there would be someone always following you around asking questions (For all seven years)?