Bad Advice - Games Room

15 May 2019, 03:43

Do the 👌 sign with both hands and walk around like a spider whenever your friend is present

I think my fish is dying, what do I do?!

I’m back. Jay or Deplorable ooc. Owls open for threads.

Marla Quinlan

Sixth year, Gryffindor

533 255

15 May 2019, 03:57

Put it in a protein shake instead of water. But now you're stuck with an immortal fish.

My sister has an addiction to Smuckers uncrustables (true story). How do I stage an intervention?

Isaac Ambrose

Second year, Gryffindor

351 13

16 May 2019, 01:36

did you hide the box irl? I would've hidden it well if she was really obsessed..I didn't even know what those were tbh before this

Eat all of the uncrustables yourself. Then she can't get any >:)

I forgot an important file back at my office, and I need it for a meeting! What should I do?

~standing in the eye of a storm~
strength: 6 | agility: 10 | control: 4 | stamina: 10

Marla Quinlan

Sixth year, Gryffindor

533 255

16 May 2019, 02:25

It was a bit of an exaggeration, but my sister literally used to eat them ALL the time. It was kind of an inside joke with my family until we just stopped buying them lmao.

Go to the meeting and show them you have mind powers by teleporting the file to the meeting right there and then... Not only will you have your file, but you'll probably get a promotion. Probably.

I want to go out today but my car got stolen... What do I do?

Paige Woods

First year, Gryffindor

208 7

16 May 2019, 13:04

Steal someone elses car. Silly question

I don't want to do my work but my teacher's making me

We both have light and dark inside of us, what matters is the side we choose to act on - Sirius Black
Paige Woods|She/Her|Panromantic

Isaac Ambrose

Second year, Gryffindor

351 13

19 May 2019, 17:04

tell them that you're their elder and force them to do it instead.

I spilled milk all over the floor. How do I clean it up?

~standing in the eye of a storm~
strength: 6 | agility: 10 | control: 4 | stamina: 10

Saskia Nicholson

Fifth year, Hufflepuff

372 270

20 May 2019, 01:01

Use a broom (not a mop. Mops are weird) to clean it up. Alternatively, stomp on the milk so it evenly spreads around the floor.

How do I avoid getting picked on by my teacher to answer a question in class?

"Honestas ante honores."
Stam: 9 | Eva: 6 | Str: 7 | Wis: 7 | Arc: 6 | Acc: 8
Abilities: Fearless

Rowan Eldergreen

First year, Ravenclaw

12 7

20 May 2019, 15:50

Just don't go to class.

How do I ask for a promotion at work?

Paige Woods

First year, Gryffindor

208 7

20 May 2019, 16:32

You don't ask. You tell them to give you a promotion

This boy keeps kicking my leg and he won't stop

We both have light and dark inside of us, what matters is the side we choose to act on - Sirius Black
Paige Woods|She/Her|Panromantic

Vivienne Montgomery

Fourth year, Hufflepuff

871 13

20 May 2019, 21:53

Kick him back as hard as you can

Connor finished the milk!
Let me know if you get the reference

Honestly, why do people judge? People need to learn to accept. To look past race, gender, age, sexuality, and appearances. To be open-minded. To give people a chance. To rid their hearts of hate and learn to love others for who they are. That is my wish.

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