Granted, but now it reminds you of the person you dislike most.

I wish I had a pet.

Granted, but it is Peter Pettigrew in his rat animagus😂😂😂


I wish everyone in the world got enough to eat at every meal without becoming obese

Granted, but everyone would be ill and too thin because they have worms in the digestive systems!

I wish I were a Legilimens.

Granted, but you always blurt out your thoughts at the as soon as you think them

I wish Draco Malfoy was my irl boyfriend and we could both do magic

Granted, but he's only your boyfriend because he wants to make use of you.

I wish I were rich right now without having to work and there were no taxes to pay.

Granted, but you are only rich without taxes in monopoly.


I wish I had no acne

Granted, but each zit is replaced with a wart.

I wish I was already out of highschool.

Granted but you are stuck in a retirement home for the rest of your life.


I wish I was more confident

Granted, but you are now bad at everything you do.

I wish I could go into the past and fix a big mistake I made.

Granted but you can't leave the psst you have to relive your whole live from that point