Granted! You can't see at all!

I wish I could have my two of my mom's delicious waffles every day for breakfast, four for lunch, and seven for dinner without toppings - just the waffles - and never anything else.

Granted, but they are old and soggy

I wish I could live forever

Granted, but you have to create 1000 horcruxes to do so: so you are insane.


I wish I could not bleed from any bodily hole (eyes, ears, nose...) or skin pictures and not internally bleed either.

Granted but instead of blood, if you have a punctured wound there come out sharp shards making the damage to your body even greater.




I wish I had the ability to focus on something without getting distracted

Granted but instead of blood, if you have a punctured wound there come out sharp shards making the damage to your body even greater.

Honestly, I think that might be worth it, but...

Granted, but you focus on multivariate calculus every second of the day.



I wish Voldemort had a 👃

granted but you cannot breath

I wish I could never be stressed out

Granted, but that's only because your unable to do anything to cause stress

I wish Highschool wasn't so boring right now.

Granted. All your high school does now is have fun and partay. Sadly, you get framed for grand theft auto and, well... you don't have a good attorney.

I wish that I could whip out a long, quality role play reply in less than five minutes.

Granted, but they always delete themselves.

I wish I had pet wolves that were loyal only to me and my friends and family.

Granted, but they kill every stranger you meet, and you get blamed for the people's deaths.

I wish American political figures (Such as Biden and Trump) would stop being dumb.