5 Mar 2019, 03:20
Bad Advice
Talk to ever type of person
My mom is always criticizing everything I do
"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die." -John Mulaney
My mom is always criticizing everything I do
"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die." -John Mulaney
5 Mar 2019, 17:45
Bad Advice
Criticize how she criticizes you
I broke a world record for walking on lava and now people won't leave me alone and my feet hurt.
*Bert Jones is male but his writer is not keep in mind while messaging
I broke a world record for walking on lava and now people won't leave me alone and my feet hurt.
*Bert Jones is male but his writer is not keep in mind while messaging
9 Mar 2019, 05:09
Bad Advice
Beat the world record for the longest time spent in a freezer room
My head hurts
"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die." -John Mulaney
My head hurts
"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die." -John Mulaney
10 Mar 2019, 21:05
Bad Advice
Ask the first person you see to break your arm, then you can't think about your head anymore! Simple!
Gringots doesn't give you galleons. I want 500000000000 galleons.
two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost
Gringots doesn't give you galleons. I want 500000000000 galleons.
two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost
14 Mar 2019, 04:19
Bad Advice
disguise yourself as a goblin that works here and rob the vaults. gringotts has bad security these days.
my crush is hanging out with the girl i h8 the most
"I don't go looking for trouble, trouble usually finds me."
- Harry Potter
my crush is hanging out with the girl i h8 the most
"I don't go looking for trouble, trouble usually finds me."
- Harry Potter
14 Mar 2019, 04:30
Bad Advice
Kill your crush...that way the two can't hang out anymore...
I haven't been accepted to Hogwarts!
two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost
I haven't been accepted to Hogwarts!
two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost
17 Mar 2019, 04:35
Bad Advice
Don't go to any school until you get accepted.
I'm a bit depressed...
JuSt A bIt
"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die." -John Mulaney
I'm a bit depressed...
JuSt A bIt
"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die." -John Mulaney
17 Mar 2019, 13:44
Bad Advice
Drink Koko's poisoned tea. That way, you won't have reason to be depressed because the pain will be gone! And so will you... 
My mother is everpresent...
☽The water hears and understands. The ice does not forgive.☾
Stamina - 7||Evasion-8||Strength-7||Wisdom-9||Arc. Power-7||Accuracy-7
’s grace
My mother is everpresent...
☽The water hears and understands. The ice does not forgive.☾
Stamina - 7||Evasion-8||Strength-7||Wisdom-9||Arc. Power-7||Accuracy-7
’s grace
29 Apr 2019, 12:00
Bad Advice
So yell at her to get out, and if she doesn't throw a pillow at her.
I drank to much Coke and my stomach hurts, what should I do now?
I drank to much Coke and my stomach hurts, what should I do now?
29 Apr 2019, 13:42
Bad Advice
You should preform your own gastric lavage. Watch a youtube tutorial on how to do it first, of course! 
My brother glued my shoes to the hallway floor. Help.
The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'
Stamina: 10 | Evasion: 7 | Strength: 11 | Wisdom: 8 | Arcane Power: 6 | Accuracy: 8
My brother glued my shoes to the hallway floor. Help.
The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'
Stamina: 10 | Evasion: 7 | Strength: 11 | Wisdom: 8 | Arcane Power: 6 | Accuracy: 8