5 Mar 2019, 03:20
Bad Advice
Talk to ever type of person
My mom is always criticizing everything I do
My mom is always criticizing everything I do
"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die." -John Mulaney
5 Mar 2019, 17:45
Bad Advice
Criticize how she criticizes you
I broke a world record for walking on lava and now people won't leave me alone and my feet hurt.
I broke a world record for walking on lava and now people won't leave me alone and my feet hurt.
*Bert Jones is male but his writer is not keep in mind while messaging
9 Mar 2019, 05:09
Bad Advice
Beat the world record for the longest time spent in a freezer room
My head hurts
My head hurts
"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die." -John Mulaney
10 Mar 2019, 21:05
Bad Advice
Ask the first person you see to break your arm, then you can't think about your head anymore! Simple!
Gringots doesn't give you galleons. I want 500000000000 galleons.
Gringots doesn't give you galleons. I want 500000000000 galleons.
two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost
14 Mar 2019, 04:19
Bad Advice
disguise yourself as a goblin that works here and rob the vaults. gringotts has bad security these days.
my crush is hanging out with the girl i h8 the most
my crush is hanging out with the girl i h8 the most
"I don't go looking for trouble, trouble usually finds me."
- Harry Potter
14 Mar 2019, 04:30
Bad Advice
Kill your crush...that way the two can't hang out anymore...
I haven't been accepted to Hogwarts!
I haven't been accepted to Hogwarts!
two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost
17 Mar 2019, 04:35
Bad Advice
Don't go to any school until you get accepted.
I'm a bit depressed...
JuSt A bIt
I'm a bit depressed...
JuSt A bIt
"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die." -John Mulaney
17 Mar 2019, 13:44
Bad Advice
Drink Koko's poisoned tea. That way, you won't have reason to be depressed because the pain will be gone! And so will you...
My mother is everpresent...
My mother is everpresent...
☽The water hears and understands. The ice does not forgive.☾
Stamina - 7||Evasion-8||Strength-7||Wisdom-9||Arc. Power-7||Accuracy-7
29 Apr 2019, 12:00
Bad Advice
So yell at her to get out, and if she doesn't throw a pillow at her.
I drank to much Coke and my stomach hurts, what should I do now?
I drank to much Coke and my stomach hurts, what should I do now?
29 Apr 2019, 13:42
Bad Advice
You should preform your own gastric lavage. Watch a youtube tutorial on how to do it first, of course!
My brother glued my shoes to the hallway floor. Help.
My brother glued my shoes to the hallway floor. Help.
The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'
Stamina: 10 | Evasion: 7 | Strength: 11 | Wisdom: 8 | Arcane Power: 6 | Accuracy: 8