Ridiculously wrong answers!

I really really agree!

How do you exist?

-Lili, the flower

Ridiculously wrong answers!
hold your breath for as long as possible if you succeed for 24 hours congrats you are now a mermaid!!!
How to pass school without doing any work!

"I will not let anyone"
"walk through my mind"
"with dirty feet."
Mahatma Gandhi

Ridiculously wrong answers!
come 45 minutes late and you will be given a detention, which means reward for coming late to school. The reward could be passing school without work!


How to convince parents to get me a dog!

☆ "Everybody wants happiness, nobody wants pain, but you can't have a rainbow without a little rain."☆

Amelia Randensmith

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Present them with a long essay on every incident of someone getting bit by a dog and all of the costs associated with a dog

Best way to make a friend?

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Saying rude things and throwing things at them.

How do you make sure you don't end up in jail?

Olivia Williams - Gryffindor
Whether you're a werewolf or human, love is still love. Betrayal is still betrayal.

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Grab a crystal and throw it over a fence, then jump over the fence and get chased by hungry gorillas.

What is a movie?

PC Piper Hart - Slytherin
Sta: x | Eva: x | Str: x | Wis: x | Arc: x | Acc: x
Sta: x | Eva: x | Str: x | Wis: x | Arc: x | Acc: x

Ridiculously wrong answers!
A movie is my favorite food, crunchy, but sweet.

What are fruits?

-Lili, the flower

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Fruits is a form of art I really like.

Who is Hermione Granger?

"The world whispers so many secrets if you just listen."
Visit my shop

Ridiculously wrong answers!
Hermione Granger is some buff dude who likes to ride motorcycles

How does one breathe?

'If the map says "here be dragons", that's exactly where I want to go'
sta ◦ 10 | eva ◦ 9 | str ◦ 2 | wis ◦ 5 | arc ◦ 7 | acc ◦ 7
𝑪𝒉𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒂 𝑹𝒐𝒔𝒆

Ridiculously wrong answers!
One breathes by flapping their arms around and walking on their head.

What are card games?

PC Piper Hart - Slytherin
Sta: x | Eva: x | Str: x | Wis: x | Arc: x | Acc: x
Sta: x | Eva: x | Str: x | Wis: x | Arc: x | Acc: x