What would you do if...

I'd go up to them an tell them to shut the Frick up.

what would you do if a little kid showed you a magic trick and you knew what the trick was?

I say'okay'

What would you do when some person comes to you and push you hard

I would run away honestly.

What would you do if you saw a rat in your room?

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*and yeah
What would you do if you called someone that you know but that someone was not the person you called

Uh heheh i'd tell them i was not calling them...

What would you do if you were in a very serious situation but you suddenly felt the urge to laugh out of nowhere?

Drink water. This happens to me more often than you think.

What would you do if your cat ran away and didn't come back by night fall?

Sit outside my house and cry

What would you do if a madman started chasing you with a gun that fires candy?

Take the gun and call the police. Then I would eat candy all night while searching for somewhere else to live because I was scared of the madman.

What would you do if someone jumped out at you while walking home, but it was just your bestie and then they kept doing it everyday while you were walking home?

I'll prolly wear a thorn-coated jacket

What would you do if you were stuck in a room having no doors and windows?

Eat my way out

What would you do if you saw Umbridge training a herd of sheep martial arts?