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Alright. Just take a large amount of sleeping pills, I am sure nothing will go wrong.

I need to prepare for my exams. 
Memory is all we are. Moments and feelings, captured in amber, strung on filaments of reason. Take a man’s memories and you take all of him. Chip away a memory at a time and you destroy him as surely as if you hammered nail after nail through his skull
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Forget about them and just wing it. What's the worst that can happen...

I spent six hours reading Sterek fan fiction today and can't stop.
It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.
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It's time for a Teen Wolf marathon!

I have a flat tire and no jack. What do I do?

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be
Stamina: 8 | Evasion: 7 | Strength: 7 | Wisdom: 8 | ArcPower: 3 | Accuracy: 7
Ability - Evasive Maneuvers 2x
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Destroy the car. You can use the scraps to make a new form of transportation!

I miss my dog right now.
"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die." -John Mulaney
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Your dog probably doesn't miss you. Or love you. So get over it.

I have to babysit my two baby cousins when all I wanna do is watch Netflix
Magic is simply a miracle unexplained by science
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Just leave them to their own devices. 

I need to find a book about dark magic.
Memory is all we are. Moments and feelings, captured in amber, strung on filaments of reason. Take a man’s memories and you take all of him. Chip away a memory at a time and you destroy him as surely as if you hammered nail after nail through his skull
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Just stay at home and search on the Internet

I often forget to do things that I have to , what should I do??
Carolinie
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Don’t do anything until you remember, even if that means starving yourself.

I have a huge stomach ache
"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die." -John Mulaney
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Chug a bottle of milk!

I keep getting calls from scammers, what do I do?

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be
Stamina: 8 | Evasion: 7 | Strength: 7 | Wisdom: 8 | ArcPower: 3 | Accuracy: 7
Ability - Evasive Maneuvers 2x
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Give them all the information needed for a wire transfer(bank details etc) and they should leave you alone.

I'm gay
Magic is simply a miracle unexplained by science
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