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Then starve yourself!

I wish my brother would shut up.

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Cut your ears off. then you can't hear him!

I keep bitting the teachers.

"Pineapples are in my head, got nobody 'cos I'm brain dead" ~Glass Animals
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Skip school!

I don't have ears anymore. I wanna listen to music though.

two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost
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Then read books instead!

I have to run the mile but i have asthma!

"I don't go looking for trouble, trouble usually finds me."
- Harry Potter
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Run it to improve your endurance.

I ran walked a mile in 10 minutes and 39 seconds and I want to make my time faster. What should I do?

[pc] koko riddle · 'pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.'
'it always starts and ends with birds.' · cyrus darsel [inpc]
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Two words: Just sprint it'll make you go faster!


People are so mean to me and if i attempt to kill them, the teacher watching will put me in jail

"I don't go looking for trouble, trouble usually finds me."
- Harry Potter
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Chuck your inhaler(s) into a river a river and run as fast as you can

I feel lonely, but don’t want people to think I’m weird if I end up following them around

"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die." -John Mulaney
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Put on spy gear and STALK them, they'll think your some cool ish.

People say I can be too sadistic...

[pc] koko riddle · 'pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.'
'it always starts and ends with birds.' · cyrus darsel [inpc]
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Deny it! They have no evidence!

I need money, but I am not going to steal or do any work.

two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost
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Lottery ticket. Many, many, lottery tickets. You can ‘borrow’ the money from your parents.

I’m cold, but my blanket is all the way downstairs.

"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die." -John Mulaney