*sarcastically* Yes that’s me, let’s all laugh at the badger-

I conjecture that the next person’s hair is almost always getting tangled.

That’s me!

I conjecture the next person who wishes they were in a different house.

Naw I love being a Hufflepuff

I conjecture the next person is un-ironically a fan of Harry Potter.

I mean, he killed Voldemort, which is a pretty alright thing to do! I wouldn’t really call myself a fan, more of an appreciative citizen.

I conjecture the next person is intimidated by authority figures

*snrk!*

Ya.

Right.

I respect authority figures. Big difference!

I conjecture the next person ate sausage for breakfast this morning!

Yeah! and hash!

I conjecture the next person knows what they want to do when they graduate

And hash!?

Aw, my man!

I totally have a plan for graduation! I'm gonna marry CLAIR FERNANDEZ!!

But I think I'd like to wrangle magical beasts and maybe be a healer, too.

Dang- honestly same @Colin McMoire

I conjecture that the next person likes to research different crystals.

Nah. I prefer flowers and herbs! Not enough to go into herbology, mind. But I think I want to write a book about flowers.

I conjecture the next person owns a second wand.

Er, no.

I conjecture that the next person has a sister!