31 Jan 2019, 07:44
Bad Advice
Kidnap her and force her to give you power.

The jailguard is allergic to chocolate, so bribing him with stolen brownies didn't work very well....

two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost
1 Feb 2019, 01:46
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BRIBE HIM WITH POISONED MILK AND COOKIES MWAHAHAHAHAHA (and tell them all that it was kokos idea of course)

Uh-oh, I accidentally ATE one of the poisoned cookies! Help!

[pc] koko riddle · 'pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.'
'it always starts and ends with birds.' · cyrus darsel [inpc]
1 Feb 2019, 01:53
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Eat more!

He is now dead, but He has the keys in his pocket and I can't reach, what now?

two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost
1 Feb 2019, 01:57
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Oh well... I suppose you’ll have to die in prison

My clarinet keeps squawking when it normally doesn’t... anyone know how to help? I don’t need real advice lol I know it’s my posture

[pc] koko riddle · 'pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.'
'it always starts and ends with birds.' · cyrus darsel [inpc]
2 Feb 2019, 00:00
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Break it in half, That will definitely help!


I am about to die, I can't even finish this message...Wha-

two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost
2 Feb 2019, 00:02
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It turns out that you're immortal and have to live in agony--oops!

I need sleeeeeeeeep

[pc] koko riddle · 'pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.'
'it always starts and ends with birds.' · cyrus darsel [inpc]
3 Feb 2019, 04:15
Bad Advice
Stay up and never sleep!

An evil witch went up to me and cast a weird spell on me so I'm not immortal anymore!

two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost
3 Feb 2019, 19:26
Bad Advice
I guess you live your life as a mortal


I just baked brownies and cookies, but I found out someone is trying to steal my precious deserts!!

"I don't go looking for trouble, trouble usually finds me."
- Harry Potter
3 Feb 2019, 23:24
Bad Advice
Then don't make desert.

I can't make up bad advice and I don't know what to do.

☽The water hears and understands. The ice does not forgive.☾
Stamina - 7||Evasion-8||Strength-7||Wisdom-9||Arc. Power-7||Accuracy-7
Cat’s grace
3 Feb 2019, 23:33
Bad Advice
Just tell them all to go eat Koko’s version of green tea *evil smile like Cheshire cat*

Oh no, Koko actually drank a sip of her poisoned green tea! She’s dying and needs help!

[pc] koko riddle · 'pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.'
'it always starts and ends with birds.' · cyrus darsel [inpc]