Granted, but you're so smart that people think you're annoying.




I wish I was in a more suitable house.

because I'm not brave at all

Granted, you're now in Slytherin but everyone thinks you're mean

I wish I had a Nimbus 2001

grated but you have to pay for it with your pocket money and have to earn it from working a job and if anything happens you have to pay for it/


i wish that i was either a muggle of a half-blood

Granted but you’ll lose all memory of magic.

I wish I could rule the world.

Granted but you can only rule the world of toyland.

I wish I could be a nice Quidditch player.

granted but only when you're on the ground


I wish I had a different name

Granted, but your name is now Bertha Glock.



I wish that I was prettier.

Wish granted! Though it didn't do too much because you're already gorgeous.

I wish I was a prefect

Granted. Everyone hates you now.

I wish for a cure for cancer

Granted, but the cure can never be used because one of the ingredients killls people on impact.