27 Jan 2019, 01:37
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Yell that at everyone you ever meet.

I want brownies, but I don't have the ingredients, or money, what do I do?

two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost
27 Jan 2019, 17:48
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Do what every person without money does, shoplift them from the local grocery store!

My dog literally ate my homework!

"You cannot now believe that you will ever feel better. But this is not true. You are sure to be happy again. Knowing this, truly believing it will make you less miserable now."
- Abraham Lincoln
27 Jan 2019, 19:03
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Oh well, it happens to everyone in my case it was my cat. Just tell that to your teacher.

[pc] koko riddle · 'pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.'
'it always starts and ends with birds.' · cyrus darsel [inpc]
27 Jan 2019, 22:04
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I shoplifted brownies from Walmart and I got caught! What do I do now?

two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost
27 Jan 2019, 23:17
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Probably just tell them it wasn't you. 

I accidentally let my cat run outside and now I can't find him. What do I tell my parents? 

This character is currently looking for her jar of Murtlap tentacles. If found, please return it to the owner.
STA: 9, STR: 12, AGL: 7, CTL:7
27 Jan 2019, 23:35
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Nothing! Tell them you didn't know the cat got away!

They saw me in caught me in the act of stealing the brownies, what now?

two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost
30 Jan 2019, 02:50
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Throw the brownies at the person chasing after you and make the court believe they stole them.

I want to dye my hair, but my mother won't let me. What should I do?

"You cannot now believe that you will ever feel better. But this is not true. You are sure to be happy again. Knowing this, truly believing it will make you less miserable now."
- Abraham Lincoln
30 Jan 2019, 06:45
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Do it in secret, she probably will be on an electronic and won't notice.

It didn't work and I now have a life sentence in jail for stealing brownies! What do I do now??!

two roads diverged in a wood, and I-I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.
-Robert Frost
30 Jan 2019, 22:10
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There's nothing wrong with stealing brownies. Just manipulate the jailguard to let you out--or bribe him with more stolen brownies!

I have the flu and it's our first week of Clubs since winter break! What should I do?

[pc] koko riddle · 'pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.'
'it always starts and ends with birds.' · cyrus darsel [inpc]
31 Jan 2019, 03:06
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Too bad...that just sounds meanmaybe just wait until the flu goes away or EAT BROWNIES.

I want power but the queen won't let me have it. im sorry! I CAN'T THINK OF ANOTHER SITUATION

"I don't go looking for trouble, trouble usually finds me."
- Harry Potter