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19 Jun 2025, 01:28

Taiki Ishii wrote: 19 Jun 2025, 01:27
Simon Poe wrote: 19 Jun 2025, 01:26
Taiki Ishii wrote: 19 Jun 2025, 01:25 I had a feeling you'd say that, lol-

How do lumberjacks know how many trees they've cut down?
I told the joke to ma sister and she rolled her eyes.

What?
They keep a log

How did I not think of that!

" It's kind of FUN to do the IMPOSSIBLE"
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Avery Gray

Third year, Quidditch player, Gryffindor

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19 Jun 2025, 16:09

Taiki Ishii wrote: 19 Jun 2025, 01:27
Simon Poe wrote: 19 Jun 2025, 01:26
Taiki Ishii wrote: 19 Jun 2025, 01:25 I had a feeling you'd say that, lol-

How do lumberjacks know how many trees they've cut down?
I told the joke to ma sister and she rolled her eyes.

What?
They keep a log

That’s hilarious!

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Avery's Creations	in the world.	Dylan's Electric Creations

Robin Grimborn

First year, Hufflepuff

24 12

22 Jun 2025, 01:36

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.

It's all leading to success, even if it currently looks like failure. Don't give up.
Robin_Grim

Nero Jade-Huntsman

First year, Durmstrang

290 8

22 Jun 2025, 01:39

Robin Grimborn wrote: 22 Jun 2025, 01:36 Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent.

I've heard that one before, and every time i forget the answer. Great joke.

iNPC of Simon Poe Simon|Nero
A semicolon (;) is the most powerful symbol out there. The author could have ended the sentence, or the story, even, but chose not to.

Lydia Walsh

First year, Hufflepuff

44 67

27 Jun 2025, 00:44

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? supplies!

Hana Suzuki

Third year, Quidditch player, Gryffindor

6 375 151

27 Jun 2025, 00:57

Lydia Walsh wrote: 27 Jun 2025, 00:44 What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? supplies!

LOL

I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated
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Nero Jade-Huntsman

First year, Durmstrang

290 8

27 Jun 2025, 01:43

Lydia Walsh wrote: 27 Jun 2025, 00:44 What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? supplies!

*cannot breathe*

iNPC of Simon Poe Simon|Nero
A semicolon (;) is the most powerful symbol out there. The author could have ended the sentence, or the story, even, but chose not to.

Avery Gray

Third year, Quidditch player, Gryffindor

12 724 509

27 Jun 2025, 02:01

Lydia Walsh wrote: 27 Jun 2025, 00:44 What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? supplies!

I’m absolutely going to have to use these jokes on people!

Avery Gray	Be the change you wish to see	Dylan Astor
Avery's Creations	in the world.	Dylan's Electric Creations

Nero Jade-Huntsman

First year, Durmstrang

290 8

27 Jun 2025, 02:07

Oh!
Riddle:
A girl lives.I'm a one story pink house. Everything was pink, the chaors, the sink, the floor, EVERYTHING.

What color were the stairs?
works best if you read it out loud

iNPC of Simon Poe Simon|Nero
A semicolon (;) is the most powerful symbol out there. The author could have ended the sentence, or the story, even, but chose not to.

Graci Laren

Third year, Broom Racer, Gryffindor

3 664 254

27 Jun 2025, 02:09

Nero Jade-Huntsman wrote: 27 Jun 2025, 02:07 Oh!
Riddle:
A girl lives.I'm a one story pink house. Everything was pink, the chaors, the sink, the floor, EVERYTHING.

What color were the stairs?
works best if you read it out loud

...she doesn't have stairs... it's a one story house

STA - 7 | EVA - 8 | STR - 6
WIS - 7 | AP - 5 | ACC - 7

Graci
Laren

Jarden
Ardelis

STA - 7 | EVA - 8 | STR - 5
WIS - 4 | AP - 3 | ACC - 8

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