Would you rather?

Cats.

Would you rather write on notebook paper or in a notebook?

"Making a lark of the misery" - TS

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[font=big caslon]Notebook.

Green or brown?[/font]

"The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly."

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Green.

Would you rather eat food that is old or is a weird color?

"Making a lark of the misery" - TS

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[font=big caslon]Weird color if it doesn't affect the taste.

Would you rather ski or snowboard?[/font]

"The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly."

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Ski.

Would you rather wear a helmet or knee and elbow pads?

"Making a lark of the misery" - TS

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[font=big caslon]Helmet.

Would you rather play soccer or basketball?[/font]

"The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly."

Would you rather?
Basketball.

Would you rather get hit in the face with a basketball or fall onto the concrete on your elbows?

"Making a lark of the misery" - TS

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[font=big caslon]Hit in the face with a basketball (happened multiple times before).

Would you rather have a pet bee or spider?[/font]

"The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly."

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Spider! So cute!

Would you rather have a short haircut or a long haircut?

"Making a lark of the misery" - TS

Would you rather?
[font=big caslon]Long haircut (not to long).

Would you rather have no hair or too much hair?[/font]

"The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly."