Confession Booth!

Not like they deserved a sorry- [dont listen to me]

I once accidentally stole a sleep mask from Burlington. I had put it on my head as a joke and forgot about it, so I walked out of the store without noticing. No-one stopped me for some reason.

That seemed like a joke to me, but it's fine. They may have thought, it's today's youngsters fashion. However, never to do it again.

I once argued with my dad.

if you were right, it's okay

i kissed a girl and i liked it

If you kissed someone with permission, it's fine. (I am not feeling to give more suggestions)

I once used my physical force on a bully inspite of being a witch.

valid we stan u go queen

i draw mustaches on my dorm mates while they sleep

Not right... Not to do again, the mate must be embarrassed.

I once plucked a flower from the botanical garden.

not illegal if you dont get caugh
wow this chat is really dead

i drank coffee even when i wasnt supposed to

Oh, sounds like me.

I cheat on almost every test I take.

It's ok, because your not hurting anyone but yourself, but you'll never become smarter.

I ate some cake batter

In moderation I don’t think it’s too unhealthy, and there are certainly worse things to eat!

I sometimes miss work when I’m not really sick despite being an opener