"So! What do you even have here in your Christmas sale?"
"Lots."
"Thank you, but could you be a bit more specific?"
"Yes, I could."
"..."
"O very well. I have Christmas cards, like the lovely one shown on the right of this-"
"Apologies for interrupting, but-"
"Apology accepted. Now, where was I?"
*Ahem* "Actually, there is no image on the right,"
"Ah, yes! I meant below. So, I can make Christmas cards like the one below, thank you cards, and all cards in general. However, currently I am only doing the Christmas ones. Now-"
"O! When shall you be selling the other ones?"
"Didn't even apologize this time! Never mind. As Easter comes along, I'll do the Easter cards. Like with the bunnies and the Easter eggs and all of that stuff. But the Thank-You cards, etc, etc, they can be bought at any time, for a mere 1 sickle-"
"Where can I buy these cards?"
"I was about to say that." *Ahem* "So, you buy them once I make another section. As you see, I have 3 sections so far: The Edith's Banners Section, the Edith's Drawings (general) section and this, (Christmas) section. Soon-"
"How soon?"
"... soon. Anyway. Soon, I shall make the new Cards section (once I get a few more customers!) and then you can purchase the cards. Only 1 sickle, like I said. But I will explain more on that... in the future. Now, where was I, before I was rudely interrupted in the first time?"
"You were about to tell us what else you sell-"
"Yes, yes. I know. So, apart from Christmas Cards, I can make Christmas fonts. Well what are these? They are-"
"No rhetorical questions, please. Leave the questions to me."
"...ok. So, the Christmas fonts is writing (rather like the heading for this section) that is decorated in Fairy lights, eves, snowflakes, and more Christmassy stuff, etc, etc. Then, apart from that-"
"What is the form to buy this?"
"WILL YOU STOP INTERRUPTING ME! The form is to the left of this reducio. Now be quiet."
"Ok."
*Ahem* "Right. So, aside from the cards and the fonts, I have Christmas drawings, which are exactly like regular drawings, but-"
"Then what's the point?"
"If you want to ask questions then wait till the end. So, the drawings are different, because-"
"Why are they different?"
"..... you really think I was not about to tell you?"
"No rhetorical questions, please."
"Hmm. Ok. They are different, because I can do cute polar bears, (normally I do not allow animals) very detailed snowflakes (soon I will provide images below) and all sorts of other pictures. Done. Any questions?"
"No."
"What? You spent the whole thing interrupting me with questions!"
Exits the scene.