She's already doing that...

You get to go to Hawaii. On a work visa, dirt poor and having to experience culture shock every other day.

I wish I could switch my physical gender at will.

Wish granted! But you shrink an inch each time you change.

I wish I could bring a pet penguin to Hogwarts.

What? But I'm already super short!

Wish granted. You gotta take it everywhere, and it's the loudest thing ever.

I wish I looked like my hio character

granted, but only when you listen to your least favorite genre of music

i wish i could have motivation to write without having a cup of coffee

You need to drink a L of Coke instead.

I wish I had the motivation to answer my rps

Granted! But all the replies you write will turn out really bad

I wish I actually knew how to finish off the bracelet I've been making lol

Granted. But the person you give it to loses it instantly

I wish covid was over

Granted, but it comes back tomorrow.

I wish I'd eat Sushi right now.

Granted! But the sushi is spoiled and it makes you sick.

I wish I could write as well as some of the people I rp with.

You can but you suck at speaking

I wish I figured out how the heck BBCode works