-3 Hm, interesting.

That’s for Jeff and I to know and for you to find out!

-4 Dying to know. Who is Jeff?

-3 A mystery. The love of my life.

-4 A real person or imaginary. Inquiring minds, donchaknow. ;-)

-3 Oh, he’s definitely quite real. He is graceful, he is iconic, he is everything to me.

-4 Mhm.... I bet he's a plushy.

-3 *le gasps*

A plushy?

How dare you insult him like that!

-4 Tosses apologies into the air like confetti.

Sorry, Jeff. **still thinks plushy in secret**

Edit: For the record, plushies have some great qualities. Cuddly, they listen reallllllllly well. One could do worse. Many have.

-3 You have a point!

Jeff is still mad about being called a plushy, though. He’s quite temperamental

-4 I'm thinking less plushy and more chihuahua now.