This is because the Earth is actually HER:
And the green thing you call grass is her hair. Sadly, earthlings trim it in their lawns and backyards

Why do we get tears of happiness?

Because the happiness drys out the room and therefore drags water out of our eyes trying to drain our body of moisture.

Why can we talk?

According to science, we couldn't talk during the older times, but all the other animals could. But then, we used our evil minds and took away their ability to talk. So we can talk, and no other animal can ever use human language like they used to do anymore

Who is ickle Ronniekins?

Ickle Ronniekins is a legendary wizard who was the first to tame a hypogriff and helped the founders of Hogwarts though he is rarely ever mentioned

What is the purpose of a sponge?

A sponge is used as a punching bag, which you can punch as long and hard as you can to take out your anger! It works even better when you scream along

Why doesn't it hurt when we cut our hair?

It used to hurt but scientists came up with an injection that they inject right into our scalp the moment we're born so it doesn't hurt

How do you find the square root of pi?

First, draw a pi symbol on a square piece of paper. Next, cut the paper into as many little squares as you can. The number of squares you get is the square root of pi!! 🤓

How should I convince my parents to buy me a punching bag?

Tell them you're the sweetest person in the world, then run around your house screaming at the top of your lungs before jumping out of a ground floor window. This will convince them!

How do I successfully study for a history test I have right now? I'm going to cry I don't want to take a test-

Oof you can do it, Kai. You got this!! 🔥
Start solving math problems right now. With every answer you get correct, you automatically learn a sentence in history!!

How do I earn money?

you go to all the rich people houses and steal all their money and then sell their house

how do I wrestle