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I use memes, what do i do?

Alexander Claassen, Yes, Two a's, yes, two s's, no, it's C.L.A.A.S.S.E.N, Jesus....
Str-7 Agi-15 Sta-9 Cha-6 Ctrl-8
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Start quoting vines instead.


I keep falling down stairs. What should I do?

"Pineapples are in my head, got nobody 'cos I'm brain dead" ~Glass Animals
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Every time you see stairs just go towards it and drop yourself down them.

My guardian is on the run again, what should I do?

I’m back. Jay or Deplorable ooc. Owls open for threads.
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Find your guardian then run from them.

My sister keeps biting me, what should I do?

"Pineapples are in my head, got nobody 'cos I'm brain dead" ~Glass Animals
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Forcefully kidnap her and Induct her into a cannibal cult, obviously!

I keep breaking my legs when i dab, what do i do?
(sadly someone has actually done this, RIP)

Alexander Claassen, Yes, Two a's, yes, two s's, no, it's C.L.A.A.S.S.E.N, Jesus....
Str-7 Agi-15 Sta-9 Cha-6 Ctrl-8
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dab four times a day just in case you can’t get enough.

I keep walking into things, such as walls and tables, what should I do?

Com estima e magia,
Lily gray
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Break all the furniture and walls in the house, so that way you won't run into them.

My mom keeps licking my door, how do i get her to stop?

Alexander Claassen, Yes, Two a's, yes, two s's, no, it's C.L.A.A.S.S.E.N, Jesus....
Str-7 Agi-15 Sta-9 Cha-6 Ctrl-8
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Smash the door against her face

I keep on vomiting...

I’m back. Jay or Deplorable ooc. Owls open for threads.
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Shove your fist down your throat


I keep forgetting my cat outside

Com estima e magia,
Lily gray
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Then grab your cat and leave it in your backyard forever.

I keep on making many enemies. 

I’m back. Jay or Deplorable ooc. Owls open for threads.