Bad Advice

Walk out of the house when everyone is talking to you so they watch. Then go to a place with a lot of crowds.

I lost my hamster how do I handle this?

Get another hamster and do not cage it.

I am scared of public speaking, how do I get better at it?

Best way to overcome fear is to confront it, wear Britney's signature outfit from Oops I did it Again and belt out the song in public, no music all you baby.

It's the zombie Apocalypse but I somehow managed to fall in love with a zombie any ideas where to go on a first date?

What about a place where all her fellow zombies are? Then you can meet her family and friends. If you want to know what to wear, I recommend a t-shirt saying I HAVE BRAINS - TASTY!

I got my first detention. 

You should just burst through the door and be on your way to freedom! It's not your fault that you got into trouble, it's just that the rules were too strict and tell the teacher that they should quit their job, because they got you into detention!

I have pyrophobia, what should I do?

You know what they say, if you face your fear, then you can overcome it. Becoming an arsonist is the perfect way to face your fears!

What should I do if I'm stuck outside during a storm?

Get a hundred helium balloons, attach yourself to them and float through the storm.

What can I do if I want to rack up my post count but don't want to post? XD

Bribe all of your real life friends to do it for you.

How do I get my family to stop yelling at me all the time?

Yell at them so they know what it feels like.

Kaegen has put me onto his death witch list. What can I do?  

Kill him

I keep getting in trouble for things my sister does. What do I do?