Break your wand in half. Then the spells will get really interesting!

Have any good studying tips?

Rock n roll all night and party every day

Help I'm failing charms what can I do to improve my grades

Tickle your professor until he gives up and gives you an A.

How do I tell if a guy likes me?

Kiss him and if he kisses you back then that solves your problem

Help I'm dating my Transfiguration teacher and I want to end it before I'm expelled

Tell her you think you're better off being "just friends". That never pisses a girl off.

How do I get blood stains out of my Quidditch uniform?

Light it on fire

Help I've been turned into a car by my Transfiguration professor for branding up with her how can I be changed back

Forget school, just live the rest of your life as a taxi. You'll never have to look for work again!

I think I might be an arsonist, how do I stop the uncontrollable urge to burn it all down! Fire... so pretty...

Try freezing stuff

Help I've got a real bad hangover

Drop a bowling ball on your foot. It'll make you forget about the pain in your head.

I know I'm not supposed to listen to the voices in my head, but sometimes they have such brilliant ideas! What should I do?

Try banging your head against the wall

Help I was bitten by a werewolf how can I cure myself