My closest friend, he needs it more than me.

Would you rather have to drive your own car through a wall, or someone else's car?

My own car, rather not total someone else's car.

Would you rather go skydiving or bungee jumping?

Bungee jumping..it's closer.

Would you rather have all your clothes fit perfectly or have the most comfortable pillow, blankets, and sheets in existence?

I actually like bigger clothes because it makes me feel safe and small (Its ironic because I'm self-conscious about my height since I get teased by my guy friends but ehh) Plus I like comfort better, I want to horde all of the blankets and pillows, especially if they are super comfortable!!

Would you rather go swimming with sharks or swimming with jellyfish?

Swimming with jellyfish, they're pretty cool(er).

Would you rather have no thumbs or no teeth?

Hmm. Thumbs I guess? No reason at all for my pick, I think I'd just be able to function better without thumbs than without teeth..

Would you rather constantly walk backwards or with a constant, but fake limp?

I can handle a limp, even if its fake. Save the backwards walking for April Fools or something.

Would you rather have no kids but lots of money, or 3 kids but no money?

I would eventually want to have a child of my own but only one. 0 is closer to 1 than 3 is so I guess I'll have no kids instead and money? 3 would be very stressful..

Would you rather not know how to cook or not know how to drive?

Not know how to drive. I've got plenty of friends who could drive me.

Would you rather ever only be allowed to reference memes to speak, or always speak backward?

I would rather reference memes constantly, because at least there are some out there that are understandable.

Would you rather have an entire, fully functioning house made only of legos (including furniture), or live off the grid in a yurt, living off the land and having no internet?