Ridiculously wrong answers!
A pencil is used to clean your nostrils 
Why can't ostriches fly?
Why can't ostriches fly?
adrenaline junkie, absolute monkey
Ridiculously wrong answers!
Because 300 years ago falcons stole their wings and gave them legs instead
What is a computer?
What is a computer?
Darkness is full of beautiful creatures and sweet sorrows, and they should not be ignored if the darkness calls to you
Ridiculously wrong answers!
A computer is a device which is used to summon Umbridge who'd usually appear from under your bed~
Where can I find dragons?
Where can I find dragons?
adrenaline junkie, absolute monkey
Ridiculously wrong answers!
Ahhh Umbridge!
you can find dragons on Mars but only when you're wearing a bright pink space suit and waving a glittery purple banner
What does the word "tired" mean
you can find dragons on Mars but only when you're wearing a bright pink space suit and waving a glittery purple banner
What does the word "tired" mean
Darkness is full of beautiful creatures and sweet sorrows, and they should not be ignored if the darkness calls to you
Ridiculously wrong answers!
It means have a nice day!
Where can I find flowers?
Where can I find flowers?
Be like a flower, survive the rain but use it to grow.
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300 miles underneath the ocean
What should I do if I'm thirsty?
What should I do if I'm thirsty?
Darkness is full of beautiful creatures and sweet sorrows, and they should not be ignored if the darkness calls to you
Ridiculously wrong answers!
Stand up, push anyone who's near you and run away, screaming "JESUS!!" 
Why can't humans breathe in water?
Why can't humans breathe in water?
adrenaline junkie, absolute monkey
Ridiculously wrong answers!
Because if a human breathes in water they will spontaneously combust and end the world
What is the definition of "gentle"?
What is the definition of "gentle"?
Darkness is full of beautiful creatures and sweet sorrows, and they should not be ignored if the darkness calls to you
Ridiculously wrong answers!
'Gentle' is a phenomenon when someone scratches someone's face and splashes water on their face this is pretty mean actually...
Why should we brush our teeth twice a day?
Why should we brush our teeth twice a day?
adrenaline junkie, absolute monkey
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Because otherwise they turn into metal.
Why should we wear glasses?
Why should we wear glasses?
Be like a flower, survive the rain but use it to grow.
#0b4b16