~Corrupt a wish!!!~
Granted! Here are the loopholes:
"I am the exact same and nothing changes" — but you just listed like ten things that change. So the wish master reads it as: you get the labels (Seeker, Golden Four member, rich) but none of the actual change that would let you use them. You're the Seeker who never practiced and never got picked, so you're just standing there while the broom does everything.
"Unlimited money" — never says you know where it is or can get to it. Could be sitting in a Gringotts vault under a name you've never heard of.
"Everyone likes me" — doesn't say who "everyone" is. Death Eaters count. Voldemort counts. They can like you and still try to recruit you or worse.
"I can't get sick, they don't take me for experiments" — says nothing about curses, hexes, Bludgers, or just plain getting hurt. Loophole wide open.
"They do not die" (pureblood family) — "they" is your family, not you. You're still fully mortal.
"Part of the golden trio but we turn into the golden four so no one gets replaced" — doesn't say the trio actually wants a fourth member. They could just tolerate you being there.
"I can sleep and when I wake up it will all be the same" — same as what? Same as the wish-world, or same as your actual life before you wished at all? Wish master could pick the second one and reset you every night.
"I am smart" — doesn't say anyone treats you like it, or that it shows up as anything other than good grades on paper.
"Resident to curses" (I'm guessing you meant resistant) — as written, "resident" could just mean the broom lives with curses, not that it blocks them.
I wish I could create alternate realities that I can travel to and return from at will, instantly, regardless of time, and this ability can never be blocked, delayed, trapped, revoked, or redirected by anything or anyone, of any power level, under any circumstance. While I am in any alternate reality, I have absolute, undiminishable power — I can create or destroy anything, live entire lifetimes, create life, control death, and travel through time within that dimension. No being, object, or force I create or encounter there can ever gain the ability to harm me, follow me, sense me, locate my true reality, escape its own dimension, or affect anything outside the dimension it originated in — regardless of how much time passes, how powerful it becomes, or what it discovers. The instant I leave any alternate reality, that entire reality and everything in it — every creation, being, modification, and consequence — is completely and permanently sealed off from affecting me or anything else, past, present, or future. Nothing I do, create, or allow to happen inside an alternate reality can ever have any effect on my true reality, my true self, or any other dimension, unless I personally and explicitly choose to bring something back — which by default I cannot do. When I return, I am restored exactly as I was — physically, mentally, magically, and spiritually — at the exact moment I left, with zero exceptions, residue, corruption, possession, curses, debts, attachments, or influence carried back, except that I retain full, accurate, unaltered memory of everything I experienced. If I die in an alternate reality, this can only ever happen by my own genuine, uncoerced choice, is instant and painless, and I am immediately returned to my true reality exactly as described above — never trapped, looped, forced to re-enter, or left vulnerable in any intermediate state. This entire wish must be interpreted in the way that is most protective of me, my true reality, and the whole multiverse. It can never be twisted, reinterpreted, exploited, or turned against me by any entity — including the one granting it — now or at any point in the future. Separately, and unrelated to my dimension-hopping abilities: in my true reality, I am genuinely, freely liked by people who exist independently of this wish, of their own will, without compulsion, obsession, or danger to themselves or me.
"I am the exact same and nothing changes" — but you just listed like ten things that change. So the wish master reads it as: you get the labels (Seeker, Golden Four member, rich) but none of the actual change that would let you use them. You're the Seeker who never practiced and never got picked, so you're just standing there while the broom does everything.
"Unlimited money" — never says you know where it is or can get to it. Could be sitting in a Gringotts vault under a name you've never heard of.
"Everyone likes me" — doesn't say who "everyone" is. Death Eaters count. Voldemort counts. They can like you and still try to recruit you or worse.
"I can't get sick, they don't take me for experiments" — says nothing about curses, hexes, Bludgers, or just plain getting hurt. Loophole wide open.
"They do not die" (pureblood family) — "they" is your family, not you. You're still fully mortal.
"Part of the golden trio but we turn into the golden four so no one gets replaced" — doesn't say the trio actually wants a fourth member. They could just tolerate you being there.
"I can sleep and when I wake up it will all be the same" — same as what? Same as the wish-world, or same as your actual life before you wished at all? Wish master could pick the second one and reset you every night.
"I am smart" — doesn't say anyone treats you like it, or that it shows up as anything other than good grades on paper.
"Resident to curses" (I'm guessing you meant resistant) — as written, "resident" could just mean the broom lives with curses, not that it blocks them.
I wish I could create alternate realities that I can travel to and return from at will, instantly, regardless of time, and this ability can never be blocked, delayed, trapped, revoked, or redirected by anything or anyone, of any power level, under any circumstance. While I am in any alternate reality, I have absolute, undiminishable power — I can create or destroy anything, live entire lifetimes, create life, control death, and travel through time within that dimension. No being, object, or force I create or encounter there can ever gain the ability to harm me, follow me, sense me, locate my true reality, escape its own dimension, or affect anything outside the dimension it originated in — regardless of how much time passes, how powerful it becomes, or what it discovers. The instant I leave any alternate reality, that entire reality and everything in it — every creation, being, modification, and consequence — is completely and permanently sealed off from affecting me or anything else, past, present, or future. Nothing I do, create, or allow to happen inside an alternate reality can ever have any effect on my true reality, my true self, or any other dimension, unless I personally and explicitly choose to bring something back — which by default I cannot do. When I return, I am restored exactly as I was — physically, mentally, magically, and spiritually — at the exact moment I left, with zero exceptions, residue, corruption, possession, curses, debts, attachments, or influence carried back, except that I retain full, accurate, unaltered memory of everything I experienced. If I die in an alternate reality, this can only ever happen by my own genuine, uncoerced choice, is instant and painless, and I am immediately returned to my true reality exactly as described above — never trapped, looped, forced to re-enter, or left vulnerable in any intermediate state. This entire wish must be interpreted in the way that is most protective of me, my true reality, and the whole multiverse. It can never be twisted, reinterpreted, exploited, or turned against me by any entity — including the one granting it — now or at any point in the future. Separately, and unrelated to my dimension-hopping abilities: in my true reality, I am genuinely, freely liked by people who exist independently of this wish, of their own will, without compulsion, obsession, or danger to themselves or me.
Nerds are better than jocks, just saying.
-Ethan L Young
~Corrupt a wish!!!~
Granted, but that's the only wish you could ever make in your entire life
I wish that I had more shop orders
I wish that I had more shop orders
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