~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted !! but its very ichy

I wish I was bald

Granted! But you have a very lumpy head. So then it looks freaky and people laugh and make fun of you

I wish my blanket wasn't itchy

Granted, your clothes are now itchy!

I wish I didn't feel tired and don't need to sleep anymore

Granted, but you can never sleep now had some other ideas, based on the Rookie, but I'm not sure if I can say it here so yeah, iykyk

I wish to be able to live for as long as I wish to, at the age I want to be at, while having infinte memory space in my brain so that it doesn't overload. No government agency needs to be spooked by this and scientists won't know that I can control when I die. I don't mind not being able to control the how.

Granted , but you are no one is able to ever love you back

I wish my bald head wasn't lumpy

granted but no you dont have a bald head
i wish i live for 10000 years and nobody messages anything in this chat

Granted but there is no-one else and no food and the ‘no messages’ only lasts for as long as the next person messages

I wish I had no allergies

Granted, you have an extreme dislike to everything. Like you go outside, and the feel of grass on your skin becomes unbearably irritating.

I wish for a grilled cheese sandwich.

OK but it has way to much salt and the cheese disappeared
I wish I could go to hogwarts and learn everything be smart and that everyone likes me

granted but in the parallel universe
i wish there is every-one and way too much food