Bad Advice

Read a different, shorter, less complicated book that your teacher approves of. I recommend the dictionary.

My feeling are hurt because someone insulted my dancing, what do I do?

Dance in front of them.

I'm on my comma. It's the male equivalent for female's period.

Equivalent to a females period? Ok then... how ironic cause in fact I am currently on it... Why did I just reveal that to strangers? Gosh am I being influenced by this game? Put on some tampons up your nose! And wear pads on your ears!

My muggle essay rough draft is due Tommorow. I don’t have anything.

Turn in a paper that has one word/phrase written on it over and over again.

My sister and I don't like each other.

Get rid of her, duh! 

I have a date with this guy that I’ve had a crush on forever, and I’m super nervous. What should I do?

Act in a creepy manner, it'll help.

What is love?

well, there's definitely no individuality involved and literally it'll be the same for every single person you meet and you can definitely give a short, straight-to-the-point, non-biased UNIVERSAL FOR EVERY HUMAN ALIVE answer.

why am i here?

Because you are.

I’m hopeless.

you should probably talk to someone, but hide your feelings and lie about them, it's a great way to make new friends who know everything about you and how you feel, since they can seperate lie from truth.

I don't wanna study but I have a test on Monday!

Then don't study

My sister asked if I had a crush on Harry Potter