Granted, but you lose it in the first 5 milliseconds

I wish that my bottle would not change colours every 10 minutes

Granted instead it turns black

I wish that someone hadn't killed me in CoC

Granted, but you die anyways

I wish my bottle did not change to the color black, instead pastel green

granted but it loses its colour in a day

i wish i dont have any sickness throughout my life

Granted but you can't have kids

I wish I had all the books I ever wanted

Granted, but the second when you even glance or touch it, it explodes

I wish my pastel green water bottle does not lose its color

granted but then it gets black spots all over it making it look dirty

i wish i can do anything i wanted without ever forgetting how to do it

Granted, but now you are paralyzed so you cant do AYTHING ITSELF

I wish my pastel green bottle never got dirty

granted but now u lose it in ur school grounds and are never able to retrieve it nor can u buy it back

i wish i have as many books as i want

Granted, but the millisecond you get them, they again explode.

I wish I never lost my bottle on the school grounds