granted !! but you can’t ever touch the ground again.

i wish i didn't skip lunch today

Granted! But now you skip lunch the next day, the next after that, the next day after the next day, and so on and so forth.

I wish I was a certified cat lady

Granted! But it is the largest and most ferocious cat in the jungle

I wish I have unlimited amount of money

Granted! But you can’t spend it on anything.

I wish I could get full marks on all my tests.

Granted but you get a perfect zero in anything else

I wish i knew the language of turtles

Granted but that’s the only language you speak

I wish I could shapeshift

Granted! But everytime you shapeshift, you switch genders!

I wish I had super-speed

Granted! But every time you are always late

I wish there were longer holidays

oh no, please dont be corona19 season 2
Granted! But when it's ended you'll forget anyone

I wish I can't get tired

Granted, but only because you can’t do anything.
I wish I could have and wear beautiful clothes.