~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted! You now know every language! Know you just have to learn how to speak them!

I wish that I become the unquestioned champion of every game, contest, challenge, and competition, across all worlds and realities, while retaining my free will, personality, memories, and the ability to enjoy genuine competition, and with no loopholes, side effects, reinterpretations, alterations, or corruptions of this wish possible.

Granted! But now you can't play this game

I wish I was a frog w a princess to kiss me

granted but you gave her warts and she hated you

I wish I had a cat

Granted but one night your cat was bored in bed and stalked you on the internet cause it's feline intuition and she never had a vision of you standing like this with her and she wished she would drop dead and she woke up from her dream and scratched you.
I wish I had patience to do stuff

granted but it consumes your time
I wish I was rich!!!

granted but u die and the people in ur inheritance gets it

I wish i could singing didnt kill my grandma

granted! but you die instead !!
i wish that i could actually sleep

granted!! but you cant ever wake up... oop dis is getting dark

i wish i didnt hv so much pressureee

granted! but all that pressure goes to a friend. oh dear ...
i wish i could be left alone

Granted! You're in space now with no way of humanity reaching you and saving you

I wish I could speak goldfish