~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted but you can’t write

I wish this game didn’t exist

Granted! The website doesn't exist now therefore the game doesn't

I wish my nose grows like Pinocchio whenever I lie

Granted but the wish granting comite feels bad for you, and know you will get picked on and eventually feel self conscious. so they force you to never lie again.

I wish I had a horse, the money to take of it and a bunch of tack.

Granted! But it's a plastic toy horse, chocolate coins and miniature tack.

I wish I had a pet.

You are gifted a pet rock
I wish I was in charge of the national zoo in dc

Granted! But all the animals escape and wreak havoc.

I wish birds learned to speak English.

Granted! But now you speak bird and don't know English anymore

I wish that I wasn't so tired all the time

Granted! but you're still lazy all the time without feeling tired.

I wish I was bald

Granted! But you have a really lumpy head

I wish that I didn't have to pick weeds and skin my thumb when I did it

Granted! Now you will skin your thumb without picking any weeds.

I wish I could always be happy and joyful.