Granted, but everything you make tastes terrible to everyone except for you.

I wish I could learn new things in 5 minutes.

Granted, but people don't know it's easy for you and call you a try-hard

I wish I was always happy

Granted but you will be incapable of feeling sad or crying again.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but with that comes pain. You know how everyone feels about you and it isn’t always good.

I wish that I could fly a broom irl

Granted but every time you fly on your broom your appearance changes to look like the wicked witch of the west from the wizard of Oz

I wish for the powers to communicate with animals

granted, but the animals only say mean things to you.

I wish for nothing

Granted, but now you ARE nothing. what in the e# did I just write

I wish I could have more wishes

Granted, but none of them will come true.

I wish to grow wings.

granted, but they are purely decoration.

I wish for something kwel.

Granted, but it's invisible.

I wish that I actually have magic.