23 Sep 2018, 08:30
Bad Advice
Think: "Arran Magdaleno is this weird little guy who keeps thinking Ember's hair is pink. Also, he's secretly a girl called Magda Leno." Say this out loud 999,999,999 times to practise. Then go up to Arran and say it once more.

I need someone to get me a new pfp. 

Don't you dare mess with me!
23 Sep 2018, 21:05
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Take advice from me!

I have literally NO MONEY, and I keep thinking of things I want to buy.

Reducio
I can help you find a new pfp if you want one, Ember)

Marian Lynch
Will not be active for a while, sorry.
23 Sep 2018, 21:13
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Then just steal them!

I woke up with no memory.

Honestly, why do people judge? People need to learn to accept. To look past race, gender, age, sexuality, and appearances. To be open-minded. To give people a chance. To rid their hearts of hate and learn to love others for who they are. That is my wish.
24 Sep 2018, 14:59
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Ah, just be annoying about it.


My heart hurts.

"Give me a reason to stay."

Katherine A. Manheim
25 Sep 2018, 02:42
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Welp, dunno how to help, but HAVE A GOOD AFTERLIFE

A guy at my school had a crush on my best friend who liked him back, but now he likes me and she doesn't know. Help!

Fool me once, strike one
Fool me twice, strike three
-Michael Scott
25 Sep 2018, 02:58
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Go to Hades and tell him to bring you back and not to put you in Tartarus for asking.

My sister is to slow.

Fool me once, strike one
Fool me twice, strike three
-Michael Scott
25 Sep 2018, 03:11
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Ask him anyway (Finally, someone else who likes Greek mytho!)

She doesn't have any candy

Fool me once, strike one
Fool me twice, strike three
-Michael Scott
25 Sep 2018, 16:29
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Ask Persephone!

She has no soul

Fool me once, strike one
Fool me twice, strike three
-Michael Scott
25 Sep 2018, 22:25
Bad Advice
take something else she loves (like her wig)

Going with Stella's plot:
this is one of the months where Persephone is not in the underworld.

Marian Lynch
Will not be active for a while, sorry.
3 Oct 2018, 02:46
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I wandered around trying to find Persephone on Earth, and now I am hopelessly lost in Norse mythology, and Loki wants to apprentice me as his assistant!
Norse Mythology is terrible! Greek is better. In fact, take these totally-not-suspicious-at-all pomegranate seeds and go eat them in the underworld!

I don't have a soul. Where can I buy one?

Liliafax Timberly