Granted! Your cat now hates ya and fled from you

I wish my plushies could talk to me

Granted but your plushies keep talking to you loudly, even in the night.

I wish I could become a software engineer

Granted but you do everything wrong

I wish to not be tired

Granted, but you’re only ‘not tired’ at 2:09 am, so you wake up then immediately get exhausted again, ruining your sleep.

I wish to be an actress!

That already happens

Granted but no one hired you so your not in any movies

I wish I could place at state

Granted but your team loses all the time.

I wish I could time travel wherever I want, whenever I want

Omg bro! That's the boys team!

Granted! But every time you do you age up ten years

I wish to not have to clean my kitchen rn

Granted but your kitchen gets infested by bugs.

I wish someone else would do my assignment.

Granted but they do it all wrong

I wish my enemy would transfer schools

Granted but you transfer with them

I wish that my friend agrees to come on the 28th