GRANTED BUT YOU GET SCARED OF IT LOL

I WHISH TO HAVE A FRIEND

Granted, but they use you to steal your friends.

I wish to be gifted a plate of cookies

Granted, but they're disgusting,

I wish I could time travel whenever I liked, and not able to change anything (eg. my parentage) and come back whenever I like, and I am able to take whoever I like with me whenever I want. I do not have to use this skill, and I never lose it. It always works (whenever I want it to) I am able to travel as much in the future or past as I wish, whether 1 minute or a few years. There is no maximum/minimum to my time travel...... try corrupt this!

EXCEPT whenever you time travel the amount of time you travel is the amount by which your lifespan shortens....

I wish i could buy all the books i wanted

granted but they all magically change the words to indecipherable business and medical jargon

i wish i knew how to not procrastinate

Granted but you can never apply your knowledge

I wish I could magically finish off the remainder of my exams..

Granted, but you only pass half of them!

I wish to meet Sombr!

Granted but they dunno if it's a he or she, never heard about them can't see you.

I wish that this wish is uncorruptable.

granted but not cause you spelled incorruptible wrong

i wish all my finance homework would not exist

granted, but it comes back after a minute

I wish reading gave you money