Granted! But the money cannot be spent!

I wish all people will be nice to each other and have good health

Granted, but only in your dreams.

I wish that I was a Genie, Forever, and I won't die early, and I can grant my own wishes and someone else's IF I WANT TO.

Granted! You're a genie forever, never dying early, able to grant wishes. This being said, every wish you grant, including your own, twists itself into the cruelest of outcomes and can never be undone. And worse still, your immortality causes you to live with the consequences forever.

I wish I could understand and speak every language, including animal languages, whenever I want.

Granted but the people who you talk to will cannot hear you...

I wish my family lives in peace...

Granted! However, this takes a great sacrifice, and you will suffer forever.

I wish there was more time in a day.

Granted. A day lasts forever, never stopping just for you. Every second lasts a minute, every minute last an hour, every hour lasts forever. You live in that one day, so it's never your birthday, never Christmas, Easter, Halloween or anything of the sort. It haunts you that you never grow up, because everything in your life happens in that one day. You walk outside, watching other people untouched by this curse, living their daily lives, where a minute lasts a minute.

Sorry that was a bit long...

Can't think of a wish. I'm happy the way I am!

Okay, buuuuuuut… a wish-granting creature shall haunt you to remind you of the missed opportunity.

I wish I could tap dance like a professional.

Granted! But everyone hates you and you end up breaking you foot one day ending your tap dancing career.

I wish that my dads numbing cream works and leaves him a good mood

Granted! But the good mood only lasts 10 seconds and the cream smells disgusting.

I wish I could move things with my mind.

Granted, but you are not allowed to, and it's against the law.

I wish I could think of a wish. It is kind of granted, because I just did...