{how dare you x-x} Granted, now it takes 2 hours!

I wish I knew how to code better

Granted but AI takes over coding and it is useless.
I wish I could type fast.

Granted! But now your fingers won't stop typing even when your off the computer

I wish that I was an actual parseltongue and had a pet snake

granted! but now all the snakes are dead T.T (idk T.T)

I wish I had motivation to do smthn other than gaming T.T

Granted! All you do is clean now... T.T

I wish that I had a pet shark

granted, it has swallowed u T.T

omg noo, ion like cleaning T.T

I wish I found new songs of my taste

granted, you can't listen to them

I wish I could go to the library every day

granted, you dont find good books nor good places to sit in

I wish I would turn into my char (ran out of ideas)

Granted, but you don't remember her.

I wish for pet earthworm

Granted! But- your entire house turns into dirt, because it must now match the worm’s habitat. Enjoy living underground with your new friend!

I wish for a library that was enchanted to have every book i wanted!