~Corrupt a wish!!!~ GAME!!

Granted but she does it every 1 seconds

Wish I could be a minister of Magic

Granted! But no one treats you seriously cuz after all you're just a first year

I wish I could control the weather

Granted! Only you won't be able to use it everyday, you can only use it once every 50 years.

I wish I could talk with Shakespeare and Avicii.

Granted, but you would suddenly sound like Donald Duck, your voice would be too pinched that it is almost incomprehensible and the renowned writer... and DJ (?) would find you utterly ridiculous.

I wish I have an enchanted satchel in real life.

It's 'enchanted' to kill you.

Sorry, you should've specified that it's from the story.

I wish I could 'crucio' people in IRL.

Granted.but you get banned or sentenced to Azkaban
I wish I could do magic

Granted but you’re not very good at it and it doesn’t go the way you want.

I wish for world peace.

Uhhhhhhhhhh... granted. But this major event breaks the universe.

I wish I didn't have homework to rn.

Granted but you have double homework tomorrow.
I wish I could get 1000 galleons every week

Granted!! But you lose them if you don't use them within 2 days

I wish I could have a British English accent