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you have toEmma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:04NEVAHHHHHHLily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:03ReducioEmma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:03im sending my fork to poke ur kneecaps too >:(Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:00I'm sorry Emma. I warned you. I really liked you.Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:50
aw i love you
just a little less cus ur pizza opinion is wrong
But pineapple DISRUPTS flavours in a pizza it ACTIVELY challenges traditional culinary principles and INSULTS Italian gastronomy and DESTROYS what is meant to be a UNIVERSALLY enjoyable food.
Pizza is limited to only being a savoury food. Its base ingredients of tomato sauce, cheese, dough, and toppings like pepperoni, mushrooms, or vegetables or whatever you like are specifically designed to agree (idk what else to write for that word ykwim tho) with each other. Pineapple, however, barges in with its sweetness that clashes with these toppings. Instead of delicating the taste, it creates a confusing and striking contrast that the human anatomy find overwhelming. Food works best when flavours harmonise, and pineapple interrupts that harmony.
Furthermore, texture matters just as much as taste. A good pizza has a balance between the crust, soft stringy cheese, and toppings. Pineapple, being juicy and soft and disgusting, releases disgusting liquid, which can make parts of the pizza soggy. This changes the intended texture of the dish and can ruin the experience of eating it. Pizza should be satisfying to bite into, not watery and sour. Nobody wants their slice turning into a small tropical swimming pool. BUT EMMA DOES APPARENTLY. (Ophelia, disown that one.)
Now, while modern cuisine encourages creativity in 2026, not every combination is successful, including pinapple on pizza.
Culinary traditions exist for a reason: they are built on combinations that have been tested and refined over time, you don't see me putting chocolate chips cookies in soup do you? Classic pizzas like Margherita or Pepperoni are popular because they WORK. Pineapple on pizza, meanwhile, feels like someone looked at a perfectly normal pizza and said, "What if we added confusion?"
Pizza is meant to be a shared food that brings people TOGETHER not break relationships because of people's (Emma) horrible culinary taste. I suggest you go to Italy and repent to the Italians and me because we do not appreciate you and we wish on your downfall every single night.
just admit you are wrong
@Tess Caddell
no im not uncivalized
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You seem pretty sad For a girl so in love |
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over MY dead bodyLily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:05you have toEmma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:04NEVAHHHHHHLily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:03ReducioEmma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:03im sending my fork to poke ur kneecaps too >:(Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:00
I'm sorry Emma. I warned you. I really liked you.
But pineapple DISRUPTS flavours in a pizza it ACTIVELY challenges traditional culinary principles and INSULTS Italian gastronomy and DESTROYS what is meant to be a UNIVERSALLY enjoyable food.
Pizza is limited to only being a savoury food. Its base ingredients of tomato sauce, cheese, dough, and toppings like pepperoni, mushrooms, or vegetables or whatever you like are specifically designed to agree (idk what else to write for that word ykwim tho) with each other. Pineapple, however, barges in with its sweetness that clashes with these toppings. Instead of delicating the taste, it creates a confusing and striking contrast that the human anatomy find overwhelming. Food works best when flavours harmonise, and pineapple interrupts that harmony.
Furthermore, texture matters just as much as taste. A good pizza has a balance between the crust, soft stringy cheese, and toppings. Pineapple, being juicy and soft and disgusting, releases disgusting liquid, which can make parts of the pizza soggy. This changes the intended texture of the dish and can ruin the experience of eating it. Pizza should be satisfying to bite into, not watery and sour. Nobody wants their slice turning into a small tropical swimming pool. BUT EMMA DOES APPARENTLY. (Ophelia, disown that one.)
Now, while modern cuisine encourages creativity in 2026, not every combination is successful, including pinapple on pizza.
Culinary traditions exist for a reason: they are built on combinations that have been tested and refined over time, you don't see me putting chocolate chips cookies in soup do you? Classic pizzas like Margherita or Pepperoni are popular because they WORK. Pineapple on pizza, meanwhile, feels like someone looked at a perfectly normal pizza and said, "What if we added confusion?"
Pizza is meant to be a shared food that brings people TOGETHER not break relationships because of people's (Emma) horrible culinary taste. I suggest you go to Italy and repent to the Italians and me because we do not appreciate you and we wish on your downfall every single night.
just admit you are wrong
@Tess Caddell
no im not uncivalized
𓂃✍︎ seer . future hogwarts valedictorian
cher horowitz inspired. < 3
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Gasp. Yes you are, did you say how you wrote my name, I feel deeply insultedEmma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:04NEVAHHHHHHLily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:03ReducioEmma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:03im sending my fork to poke ur kneecaps too >:(Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:00I'm sorry Emma. I warned you. I really liked you.Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:50
aw i love you
just a little less cus ur pizza opinion is wrong
But pineapple DISRUPTS flavours in a pizza it ACTIVELY challenges traditional culinary principles and INSULTS Italian gastronomy and DESTROYS what is meant to be a UNIVERSALLY enjoyable food.
Pizza is limited to only being a savoury food. Its base ingredients of tomato sauce, cheese, dough, and toppings like pepperoni, mushrooms, or vegetables or whatever you like are specifically designed to agree (idk what else to write for that word ykwim tho) with each other. Pineapple, however, barges in with its sweetness that clashes with these toppings. Instead of delicating the taste, it creates a confusing and striking contrast that the human anatomy find overwhelming. Food works best when flavours harmonise, and pineapple interrupts that harmony.
Furthermore, texture matters just as much as taste. A good pizza has a balance between the crust, soft stringy cheese, and toppings. Pineapple, being juicy and soft and disgusting, releases disgusting liquid, which can make parts of the pizza soggy. This changes the intended texture of the dish and can ruin the experience of eating it. Pizza should be satisfying to bite into, not watery and sour. Nobody wants their slice turning into a small tropical swimming pool. BUT EMMA DOES APPARENTLY. (Ophelia, disown that one.)
Now, while modern cuisine encourages creativity in 2026, not every combination is successful, including pinapple on pizza.
Culinary traditions exist for a reason: they are built on combinations that have been tested and refined over time, you don't see me putting chocolate chips cookies in soup do you? Classic pizzas like Margherita or Pepperoni are popular because they WORK. Pineapple on pizza, meanwhile, feels like someone looked at a perfectly normal pizza and said, "What if we added confusion?"
Pizza is meant to be a shared food that brings people TOGETHER not break relationships because of people's (Emma) horrible culinary taste. I suggest you go to Italy and repent to the Italians and me because we do not appreciate you and we wish on your downfall every single night.
just admit you are wrong
@Tess Caddell
no im not uncivalized
"That's crap-puccino" Sta 5 | Eva 6 | Str 2 | Wis 7 | Arc 9 | Acc 6 |
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..........................*brings out nerf gun*Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:05over MY dead bodyLily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:05you have toEmma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:04NEVAHHHHHH
@Tess Caddell
no im not uncivalized
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You seem pretty sad For a girl so in love |
sta • 8 | eva • 6 | str • 5 | wis • 7 | arc • 5 | acc • 9 |
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nauur god forbid a monolingual girl makes a typoTes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:05Gasp. Yes you are, did you say how you wrote my name, I feel deeply insultedEmma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:04NEVAHHHHHHLily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:03ReducioEmma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:03im sending my fork to poke ur kneecaps too >:(Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:00
I'm sorry Emma. I warned you. I really liked you.
But pineapple DISRUPTS flavours in a pizza it ACTIVELY challenges traditional culinary principles and INSULTS Italian gastronomy and DESTROYS what is meant to be a UNIVERSALLY enjoyable food.
Pizza is limited to only being a savoury food. Its base ingredients of tomato sauce, cheese, dough, and toppings like pepperoni, mushrooms, or vegetables or whatever you like are specifically designed to agree (idk what else to write for that word ykwim tho) with each other. Pineapple, however, barges in with its sweetness that clashes with these toppings. Instead of delicating the taste, it creates a confusing and striking contrast that the human anatomy find overwhelming. Food works best when flavours harmonise, and pineapple interrupts that harmony.
Furthermore, texture matters just as much as taste. A good pizza has a balance between the crust, soft stringy cheese, and toppings. Pineapple, being juicy and soft and disgusting, releases disgusting liquid, which can make parts of the pizza soggy. This changes the intended texture of the dish and can ruin the experience of eating it. Pizza should be satisfying to bite into, not watery and sour. Nobody wants their slice turning into a small tropical swimming pool. BUT EMMA DOES APPARENTLY. (Ophelia, disown that one.)
Now, while modern cuisine encourages creativity in 2026, not every combination is successful, including pinapple on pizza.
Culinary traditions exist for a reason: they are built on combinations that have been tested and refined over time, you don't see me putting chocolate chips cookies in soup do you? Classic pizzas like Margherita or Pepperoni are popular because they WORK. Pineapple on pizza, meanwhile, feels like someone looked at a perfectly normal pizza and said, "What if we added confusion?"
Pizza is meant to be a shared food that brings people TOGETHER not break relationships because of people's (Emma) horrible culinary taste. I suggest you go to Italy and repent to the Italians and me because we do not appreciate you and we wish on your downfall every single night.
just admit you are wrong
@Tess Caddell
no im not uncivalized
𓂃✍︎ seer . future hogwarts valedictorian
cher horowitz inspired. < 3
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OMG MONOLINGUAL QUEEN🔥🔥Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:06nauur god forbid a monolingual girl makes a typoTes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:05Gasp. Yes you are, did you say how you wrote my name, I feel deeply insultedEmma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:04NEVAHHHHHH
@Tess Caddell
no im not uncivalized
"That's crap-puccino" Sta 5 | Eva 6 | Str 2 | Wis 7 | Arc 9 | Acc 6 |
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How old are you here?Lillian McMason wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:01Does that mean your going to take my sewing needle?Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:59*takes it tooLily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:58..... *pulls out a scissors instead*Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:57 This family will be the end of me
*grabs the knives from them
Kids aren't allowed to have knives unless an ADULT allows and supervises them
Rule change: any sharp objects in general need allowance and supervision of an adult
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*laughs nervously and hides needle under sewing project*
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didn't that get taken from u???? how'd u steal it backLily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:06..........................*brings out nerf gun*Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:05over MY dead bodyLily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:05you have to
@Ophelia Vanderbilt
𓂃✍︎ seer . future hogwarts valedictorian
cher horowitz inspired. < 3
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*laughs nervously and hides needle under sewing project*Lillian McMason wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:07How old are you here?Lillian McMason wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:01Does that mean your going to take my sewing needle?Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:59*takes it tooLily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:58..... *pulls out a scissors instead*Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:57 This family will be the end of me
*grabs the knives from them
Kids aren't allowed to have knives unless an ADULT allows and supervises them
Rule change: any sharp objects in general need allowance and supervision of an adult
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Uh huhhh
*takes the needle without her knowledge
Lwky nerf gun isn't that badEmma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:08didn't that get taken from u???? how'd u steal it backLily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:06..........................*brings out nerf gun*Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:05over MY dead body
@Ophelia Vanderbilt
You can have one too
As long as it's not shot above neck!
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it wasnt taken from meEmma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:08didn't that get taken from u???? how'd u steal it backLily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:06..........................*brings out nerf gun*Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:05over MY dead body
@Ophelia Vanderbilt
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You seem pretty sad For a girl so in love |
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