6 Jun 2026, 21:00
Children Of Chaos
Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:41
Lily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:36
Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:36
Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:32
Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:31 Guys is there someone who wants/is a part of the family that I forgot to add in the main post?
Also, @Tes Cadell WOW
PLUS
Kids, please tell me you behaved while I was gone a loooong time :>
heyy if u wanted to add me 2 the fam i'd be happy to join
Added ya!^^ Welcomeee

@Lily Clarke and @Nick Jameson I already know the answer for the both of you πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
Istg you two will one day get grounded for ever... I just don't know when
mom, what did i do this time?
I don't know, probably something, but I won't go read all messages I'm too lazy

@Emma van Elst You think? I'm not a fan of that tbh so probably won't do it to someone who also doesn't like it
WHAT DID I DO!!!

Wis 9|Acc 8|Eva 7
Beware My Bite
Sta 5|Arc 5|Str 6

6 Jun 2026, 21:00
Children Of Chaos
Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:50
Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:49
Lily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:47
Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:47
Lily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:46

THANK YOU AUNT, I FORGIVE YOU FOR EVERY BAD THING YOU HAVE DONE TO ME
Lady what bad things have I done to you
uh- idk?
Exactly, I've always been but a caring and kind aunt, is this how you repair me?
No one loves me in this family πŸ’”
I hate this family.
@Ophelia Vanderbilt add my maths to the helpful links else...πŸ”ͺ
aw i love you
just a little less cus ur pizza opinion is wrong
I'm sorry Emma. I warned you. I really liked you.
But pineapple DISRUPTS flavours in a pizza it ACTIVELY challenges traditional culinary principles and INSULTS Italian gastronomy and DESTROYS what is meant to be a UNIVERSALLY enjoyable food.

Pizza is limited to only being a savoury food. Its base ingredients of tomato sauce, cheese, dough, and toppings like pepperoni, mushrooms, or vegetables or whatever you like are specifically designed to agree (idk what else to write for that word ykwim tho) with each other. Pineapple, however, barges in with its sweetness that clashes with these toppings. Instead of delicating the taste, it creates a confusing and striking contrast that the human anatomy find overwhelming. Food works best when flavours harmonise, and pineapple interrupts that harmony.

Furthermore, texture matters just as much as taste. A good pizza has a balance between the crust, soft stringy cheese, and toppings. Pineapple, being juicy and soft and disgusting, releases disgusting liquid, which can make parts of the pizza soggy. This changes the intended texture of the dish and can ruin the experience of eating it. Pizza should be satisfying to bite into, not watery and sour. Nobody wants their slice turning into a small tropical swimming pool. BUT EMMA DOES APPARENTLY. (Ophelia, disown that one.)

Now, while modern cuisine encourages creativity in 2026, not every combination is successful, including pinapple on pizza.
Culinary traditions exist for a reason: they are built on combinations that have been tested and refined over time, you don't see me putting chocolate chips cookies in soup do you? Classic pizzas like Margherita or Pepperoni are popular because they WORK. Pineapple on pizza, meanwhile, feels like someone looked at a perfectly normal pizza and said, "What if we added confusion?"

Pizza is meant to be a shared food that brings people TOGETHER not break relationships because of people's (Emma) horrible culinary taste. I suggest you go to Italy and repent to the Italians and me because we do not appreciate you and we wish on your downfall every single night.
Last edited by Tes Cadell on 6 Jun 2026, 21:02, edited 1 time in total.

6 Jun 2026, 21:01
Children Of Chaos
Nick Jameson wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:00
Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:41
Lily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:36
Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:36
Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:32
heyy if u wanted to add me 2 the fam i'd be happy to join
Added ya!^^ Welcomeee

@Lily Clarke and @Nick Jameson I already know the answer for the both of you πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
Istg you two will one day get grounded for ever... I just don't know when
mom, what did i do this time?
I don't know, probably something, but I won't go read all messages I'm too lazy

@Emma van Elst You think? I'm not a fan of that tbh so probably won't do it to someone who also doesn't like it
WHAT DID I DO!!!
............................. U DID EVERYTHING

You seem pretty sad
For a girl so in love

sta β€’ 8 | eva β€’ 6 | str β€’ 5 |
wis β€’ 7 | arc β€’ 5 | acc β€’ 9



6 Jun 2026, 21:01
Children Of Chaos
Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:59
Lily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:58
Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:57 This family will be the end of me
*grabs the knives from them
Kids aren't allowed to have knives unless an ADULT allows and supervises them
..... *pulls out a scissors instead*
*takes it too
Rule change: any sharp objects in general need allowance and supervision of an adult
Does that mean your going to take my sewing needle?

Be Brave--Be Smart--Be Loyal--Be Cunning
Claire Ducasse

6 Jun 2026, 21:01
Children Of Chaos
Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:52
Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:51
Lily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:50
Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:49
Lily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:47

uh- idk?
Exactly, I've always been but a caring and kind aunt, is this how you repair me?
No one loves me in this family πŸ’”
I hate this family.
@Ophelia Vanderbilt add my maths to the helpful links else...πŸ”ͺ
i love you, aunt~~~
and since when can i REPAIR you?
Godforbid I make a grammatical error in my 3rd language
omg trilingual queen
I try I try
Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:52
Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:49
Lily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:47
Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:47
Lily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:46

THANK YOU AUNT, I FORGIVE YOU FOR EVERY BAD THING YOU HAVE DONE TO ME
Lady what bad things have I done to you
uh- idk?
Exactly, I've always been but a caring and kind aunt, is this how you repair me?
No one loves me in this family πŸ’”
I hate this family.
@Ophelia Vanderbilt add my maths to the helpful links else...πŸ”ͺ
Idk what you mean there
BUT YOU LOVE ME
@Emma van Elst And I was just stating my opinion! If you want pineapple on your pizza, who am I to stop you?
the maths to beat Let's Chat bruhhh

6 Jun 2026, 21:03
Children Of Chaos
Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:00
Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:50
Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:49
Lily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:47
Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:47
Lady what bad things have I done to you
uh- idk?
Exactly, I've always been but a caring and kind aunt, is this how you repair me?
No one loves me in this family πŸ’”
I hate this family.
@Ophelia Vanderbilt add my maths to the helpful links else...πŸ”ͺ
aw i love you
just a little less cus ur pizza opinion is wrong
I'm sorry Emma. I warned you. I really liked you.
But pineapple DISRUPTS flavours in a pizza it ACTIVELY challenges traditional culinary principles and INSULTS Italian gastronomy and DESTROYS what is meant to be a UNIVERSALLY enjoyable food.

Pizza is limited to only being a savoury food. Its base ingredients of tomato sauce, cheese, dough, and toppings like pepperoni, mushrooms, or vegetables or whatever you like are specifically designed to agree (idk what else to write for that word ykwim tho) with each other. Pineapple, however, barges in with its sweetness that clashes with these toppings. Instead of delicating the taste, it creates a confusing and striking contrast that the human anatomy find overwhelming. Food works best when flavours harmonise, and pineapple interrupts that harmony.

Furthermore, texture matters just as much as taste. A good pizza has a balance between the crust, soft stringy cheese, and toppings. Pineapple, being juicy and soft and disgusting, releases disgusting liquid, which can make parts of the pizza soggy. This changes the intended texture of the dish and can ruin the experience of eating it. Pizza should be satisfying to bite into, not watery and sour. Nobody wants their slice turning into a small tropical swimming pool. BUT EMMA DOES APPARENTLY. (Ophelia, disown that one.)

Now, while modern cuisine encourages creativity in 2026, not every combination is successful, including pinapple on pizza.
Culinary traditions exist for a reason: they are built on combinations that have been tested and refined over time, you don't see me putting chocolate chips cookies in soup do you? Classic pizzas like Margherita or Pepperoni are popular because they WORK. Pineapple on pizza, meanwhile, feels like someone looked at a perfectly normal pizza and said, "What if we added confusion?"

Pizza is meant to be a shared food that brings people TOGETHER not break relationships because of people's (Emma) horrible culinary taste. I suggest you go to Italy and repent to the Italians and me because we do not appreciate you and we wish on your downfall every single night.
im sending my fork to poke ur kneecaps too >:(

π“‚ƒβœοΈŽ seer . future hogwarts valedictorian
cher horowitz inspired. < 3

6 Jun 2026, 21:03
Children Of Chaos
Reducio
Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:03
Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:00
Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:50
Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:49
Lily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:47

uh- idk?
Exactly, I've always been but a caring and kind aunt, is this how you repair me?
No one loves me in this family πŸ’”
I hate this family.
@Ophelia Vanderbilt add my maths to the helpful links else...πŸ”ͺ
aw i love you
just a little less cus ur pizza opinion is wrong
I'm sorry Emma. I warned you. I really liked you.
But pineapple DISRUPTS flavours in a pizza it ACTIVELY challenges traditional culinary principles and INSULTS Italian gastronomy and DESTROYS what is meant to be a UNIVERSALLY enjoyable food.

Pizza is limited to only being a savoury food. Its base ingredients of tomato sauce, cheese, dough, and toppings like pepperoni, mushrooms, or vegetables or whatever you like are specifically designed to agree (idk what else to write for that word ykwim tho) with each other. Pineapple, however, barges in with its sweetness that clashes with these toppings. Instead of delicating the taste, it creates a confusing and striking contrast that the human anatomy find overwhelming. Food works best when flavours harmonise, and pineapple interrupts that harmony.

Furthermore, texture matters just as much as taste. A good pizza has a balance between the crust, soft stringy cheese, and toppings. Pineapple, being juicy and soft and disgusting, releases disgusting liquid, which can make parts of the pizza soggy. This changes the intended texture of the dish and can ruin the experience of eating it. Pizza should be satisfying to bite into, not watery and sour. Nobody wants their slice turning into a small tropical swimming pool. BUT EMMA DOES APPARENTLY. (Ophelia, disown that one.)

Now, while modern cuisine encourages creativity in 2026, not every combination is successful, including pinapple on pizza.
Culinary traditions exist for a reason: they are built on combinations that have been tested and refined over time, you don't see me putting chocolate chips cookies in soup do you? Classic pizzas like Margherita or Pepperoni are popular because they WORK. Pineapple on pizza, meanwhile, feels like someone looked at a perfectly normal pizza and said, "What if we added confusion?"

Pizza is meant to be a shared food that brings people TOGETHER not break relationships because of people's (Emma) horrible culinary taste. I suggest you go to Italy and repent to the Italians and me because we do not appreciate you and we wish on your downfall every single night.
im sending my fork to poke ur kneecaps too >:(


just admit you are wrong

You seem pretty sad
For a girl so in love

sta β€’ 8 | eva β€’ 6 | str β€’ 5 |
wis β€’ 7 | arc β€’ 5 | acc β€’ 9



6 Jun 2026, 21:03
Children Of Chaos
Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:00
Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:59
Lily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:58
Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:57 This family will be the end of me
*grabs the knives from them
Kids aren't allowed to have knives unless an ADULT allows and supervises them
..... *pulls out a scissors instead*
*takes it too
Rule change: any sharp objects in general need allowance and supervision of an adult
*pulls out a hammer*
*takes it
Nope. Just like, any object that can be dangerous or used as a weapon will need adult supervision and allowance
Lillian McMason wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:01
Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:59
Lily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:58
Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:57 This family will be the end of me
*grabs the knives from them
Kids aren't allowed to have knives unless an ADULT allows and supervises them
..... *pulls out a scissors instead*
*takes it too
Rule change: any sharp objects in general need allowance and supervision of an adult
Does that mean your going to take my sewing needle?
How old are you here?


i knew who i was this morning, but i've changed a few times since then

6 Jun 2026, 21:04
Children Of Chaos
Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:03
Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:00
Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:50
Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:49
Lily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:47

uh- idk?
Exactly, I've always been but a caring and kind aunt, is this how you repair me?
No one loves me in this family πŸ’”
I hate this family.
@Ophelia Vanderbilt add my maths to the helpful links else...πŸ”ͺ
aw i love you
just a little less cus ur pizza opinion is wrong
I'm sorry Emma. I warned you. I really liked you.
But pineapple DISRUPTS flavours in a pizza it ACTIVELY challenges traditional culinary principles and INSULTS Italian gastronomy and DESTROYS what is meant to be a UNIVERSALLY enjoyable food.

Pizza is limited to only being a savoury food. Its base ingredients of tomato sauce, cheese, dough, and toppings like pepperoni, mushrooms, or vegetables or whatever you like are specifically designed to agree (idk what else to write for that word ykwim tho) with each other. Pineapple, however, barges in with its sweetness that clashes with these toppings. Instead of delicating the taste, it creates a confusing and striking contrast that the human anatomy find overwhelming. Food works best when flavours harmonise, and pineapple interrupts that harmony.

Furthermore, texture matters just as much as taste. A good pizza has a balance between the crust, soft stringy cheese, and toppings. Pineapple, being juicy and soft and disgusting, releases disgusting liquid, which can make parts of the pizza soggy. This changes the intended texture of the dish and can ruin the experience of eating it. Pizza should be satisfying to bite into, not watery and sour. Nobody wants their slice turning into a small tropical swimming pool. BUT EMMA DOES APPARENTLY. (Ophelia, disown that one.)

Now, while modern cuisine encourages creativity in 2026, not every combination is successful, including pinapple on pizza.
Culinary traditions exist for a reason: they are built on combinations that have been tested and refined over time, you don't see me putting chocolate chips cookies in soup do you? Classic pizzas like Margherita or Pepperoni are popular because they WORK. Pineapple on pizza, meanwhile, feels like someone looked at a perfectly normal pizza and said, "What if we added confusion?"

Pizza is meant to be a shared food that brings people TOGETHER not break relationships because of people's (Emma) horrible culinary taste. I suggest you go to Italy and repent to the Italians and me because we do not appreciate you and we wish on your downfall every single night.
im sending my fork to poke ur kneecaps too >:(
Don't tell me you use a fork to eat pizza too

6 Jun 2026, 21:04
Children Of Chaos
Lily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:03
Reducio
Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:03
Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:00
Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:50
Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:49
Exactly, I've always been but a caring and kind aunt, is this how you repair me?
No one loves me in this family πŸ’”
I hate this family.
@Ophelia Vanderbilt add my maths to the helpful links else...πŸ”ͺ
aw i love you
just a little less cus ur pizza opinion is wrong
I'm sorry Emma. I warned you. I really liked you.
But pineapple DISRUPTS flavours in a pizza it ACTIVELY challenges traditional culinary principles and INSULTS Italian gastronomy and DESTROYS what is meant to be a UNIVERSALLY enjoyable food.

Pizza is limited to only being a savoury food. Its base ingredients of tomato sauce, cheese, dough, and toppings like pepperoni, mushrooms, or vegetables or whatever you like are specifically designed to agree (idk what else to write for that word ykwim tho) with each other. Pineapple, however, barges in with its sweetness that clashes with these toppings. Instead of delicating the taste, it creates a confusing and striking contrast that the human anatomy find overwhelming. Food works best when flavours harmonise, and pineapple interrupts that harmony.

Furthermore, texture matters just as much as taste. A good pizza has a balance between the crust, soft stringy cheese, and toppings. Pineapple, being juicy and soft and disgusting, releases disgusting liquid, which can make parts of the pizza soggy. This changes the intended texture of the dish and can ruin the experience of eating it. Pizza should be satisfying to bite into, not watery and sour. Nobody wants their slice turning into a small tropical swimming pool. BUT EMMA DOES APPARENTLY. (Ophelia, disown that one.)

Now, while modern cuisine encourages creativity in 2026, not every combination is successful, including pinapple on pizza.
Culinary traditions exist for a reason: they are built on combinations that have been tested and refined over time, you don't see me putting chocolate chips cookies in soup do you? Classic pizzas like Margherita or Pepperoni are popular because they WORK. Pineapple on pizza, meanwhile, feels like someone looked at a perfectly normal pizza and said, "What if we added confusion?"

Pizza is meant to be a shared food that brings people TOGETHER not break relationships because of people's (Emma) horrible culinary taste. I suggest you go to Italy and repent to the Italians and me because we do not appreciate you and we wish on your downfall every single night.
im sending my fork to poke ur kneecaps too >:(


just admit you are wrong
NEVAHHHHHH
@Tess Caddell
no im not uncivalized

π“‚ƒβœοΈŽ seer . future hogwarts valedictorian
cher horowitz inspired. < 3