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WHAT DID I DO!!!Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:41I don't know, probably something, but I won't go read all messages I'm too lazyLily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:36mom, what did i do this time?Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:36Added ya!^^ WelcomeeeEmma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:32heyy if u wanted to add me 2 the fam i'd be happy to joinOphelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:31 Guys is there someone who wants/is a part of the family that I forgot to add in the main post?
Also, @Tes Cadell WOW
PLUS
Kids, please tell me you behaved while I was gone a loooong time :>
@Lily Clarke and @Nick Jameson I already know the answer for the both of you π€¦ββοΈ
Istg you two will one day get grounded for ever... I just don't know when
@Emma van Elst You think? I'm not a fan of that tbh so probably won't do it to someone who also doesn't like it
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I'm sorry Emma. I warned you. I really liked you.Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:50aw i love youTes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:49Exactly, I've always been but a caring and kind aunt, is this how you repair me?Lily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:47uh- idk?Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:47Lady what bad things have I done to youLily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:46
THANK YOU AUNT, I FORGIVE YOU FOR EVERY BAD THING YOU HAVE DONE TO ME
No one loves me in this family π
I hate this family.
@Ophelia Vanderbilt add my maths to the helpful links else...πͺ
just a little less cus ur pizza opinion is wrong
But pineapple DISRUPTS flavours in a pizza it ACTIVELY challenges traditional culinary principles and INSULTS Italian gastronomy and DESTROYS what is meant to be a UNIVERSALLY enjoyable food.
Pizza is limited to only being a savoury food. Its base ingredients of tomato sauce, cheese, dough, and toppings like pepperoni, mushrooms, or vegetables or whatever you like are specifically designed to agree (idk what else to write for that word ykwim tho) with each other. Pineapple, however, barges in with its sweetness that clashes with these toppings. Instead of delicating the taste, it creates a confusing and striking contrast that the human anatomy find overwhelming. Food works best when flavours harmonise, and pineapple interrupts that harmony.
Furthermore, texture matters just as much as taste. A good pizza has a balance between the crust, soft stringy cheese, and toppings. Pineapple, being juicy and soft and disgusting, releases disgusting liquid, which can make parts of the pizza soggy. This changes the intended texture of the dish and can ruin the experience of eating it. Pizza should be satisfying to bite into, not watery and sour. Nobody wants their slice turning into a small tropical swimming pool. BUT EMMA DOES APPARENTLY. (Ophelia, disown that one.)
Now, while modern cuisine encourages creativity in 2026, not every combination is successful, including pinapple on pizza.
Culinary traditions exist for a reason: they are built on combinations that have been tested and refined over time, you don't see me putting chocolate chips cookies in soup do you? Classic pizzas like Margherita or Pepperoni are popular because they WORK. Pineapple on pizza, meanwhile, feels like someone looked at a perfectly normal pizza and said, "What if we added confusion?"
Pizza is meant to be a shared food that brings people TOGETHER not break relationships because of people's (Emma) horrible culinary taste. I suggest you go to Italy and repent to the Italians and me because we do not appreciate you and we wish on your downfall every single night.
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"That's crap-puccino" Sta 5 | Eva 6 | Str 2 | Wis 7 | Arc 9 | Acc 6 |
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............................. U DID EVERYTHINGNick Jameson wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:00WHAT DID I DO!!!Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:41I don't know, probably something, but I won't go read all messages I'm too lazyLily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:36mom, what did i do this time?Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:36Added ya!^^ Welcomeee
@Lily Clarke and @Nick Jameson I already know the answer for the both of you π€¦ββοΈ
Istg you two will one day get grounded for ever... I just don't know when
@Emma van Elst You think? I'm not a fan of that tbh so probably won't do it to someone who also doesn't like it
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You seem pretty sad For a girl so in love |
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Does that mean your going to take my sewing needle?Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:59*takes it tooLily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:58..... *pulls out a scissors instead*Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:57 This family will be the end of me
*grabs the knives from them
Kids aren't allowed to have knives unless an ADULT allows and supervises them
Rule change: any sharp objects in general need allowance and supervision of an adult
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I try I tryEmma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:52omg trilingual queenTes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:51Godforbid I make a grammatical error in my 3rd languageLily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:50i love you, aunt~~~Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:49Exactly, I've always been but a caring and kind aunt, is this how you repair me?
No one loves me in this family π
I hate this family.
@Ophelia Vanderbilt add my maths to the helpful links else...πͺ
and since when can i REPAIR you?
the maths to beat Let's Chat bruhhhOphelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:52Idk what you mean thereTes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:49Exactly, I've always been but a caring and kind aunt, is this how you repair me?Lily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:47uh- idk?Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:47Lady what bad things have I done to youLily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:46
THANK YOU AUNT, I FORGIVE YOU FOR EVERY BAD THING YOU HAVE DONE TO ME
No one loves me in this family π
I hate this family.
@Ophelia Vanderbilt add my maths to the helpful links else...πͺ
BUT YOU LOVE ME
@Emma van Elst And I was just stating my opinion! If you want pineapple on your pizza, who am I to stop you?
"That's crap-puccino" Sta 5 | Eva 6 | Str 2 | Wis 7 | Arc 9 | Acc 6 |
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im sending my fork to poke ur kneecaps too >:(Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:00I'm sorry Emma. I warned you. I really liked you.Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:50aw i love youTes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:49Exactly, I've always been but a caring and kind aunt, is this how you repair me?
No one loves me in this family π
I hate this family.
@Ophelia Vanderbilt add my maths to the helpful links else...πͺ
just a little less cus ur pizza opinion is wrong
But pineapple DISRUPTS flavours in a pizza it ACTIVELY challenges traditional culinary principles and INSULTS Italian gastronomy and DESTROYS what is meant to be a UNIVERSALLY enjoyable food.
Pizza is limited to only being a savoury food. Its base ingredients of tomato sauce, cheese, dough, and toppings like pepperoni, mushrooms, or vegetables or whatever you like are specifically designed to agree (idk what else to write for that word ykwim tho) with each other. Pineapple, however, barges in with its sweetness that clashes with these toppings. Instead of delicating the taste, it creates a confusing and striking contrast that the human anatomy find overwhelming. Food works best when flavours harmonise, and pineapple interrupts that harmony.
Furthermore, texture matters just as much as taste. A good pizza has a balance between the crust, soft stringy cheese, and toppings. Pineapple, being juicy and soft and disgusting, releases disgusting liquid, which can make parts of the pizza soggy. This changes the intended texture of the dish and can ruin the experience of eating it. Pizza should be satisfying to bite into, not watery and sour. Nobody wants their slice turning into a small tropical swimming pool. BUT EMMA DOES APPARENTLY. (Ophelia, disown that one.)
Now, while modern cuisine encourages creativity in 2026, not every combination is successful, including pinapple on pizza.
Culinary traditions exist for a reason: they are built on combinations that have been tested and refined over time, you don't see me putting chocolate chips cookies in soup do you? Classic pizzas like Margherita or Pepperoni are popular because they WORK. Pineapple on pizza, meanwhile, feels like someone looked at a perfectly normal pizza and said, "What if we added confusion?"
Pizza is meant to be a shared food that brings people TOGETHER not break relationships because of people's (Emma) horrible culinary taste. I suggest you go to Italy and repent to the Italians and me because we do not appreciate you and we wish on your downfall every single night.
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Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:03im sending my fork to poke ur kneecaps too >:(Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:00I'm sorry Emma. I warned you. I really liked you.Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:50aw i love youTes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:49Exactly, I've always been but a caring and kind aunt, is this how you repair me?
No one loves me in this family π
I hate this family.
@Ophelia Vanderbilt add my maths to the helpful links else...πͺ
just a little less cus ur pizza opinion is wrong
But pineapple DISRUPTS flavours in a pizza it ACTIVELY challenges traditional culinary principles and INSULTS Italian gastronomy and DESTROYS what is meant to be a UNIVERSALLY enjoyable food.
Pizza is limited to only being a savoury food. Its base ingredients of tomato sauce, cheese, dough, and toppings like pepperoni, mushrooms, or vegetables or whatever you like are specifically designed to agree (idk what else to write for that word ykwim tho) with each other. Pineapple, however, barges in with its sweetness that clashes with these toppings. Instead of delicating the taste, it creates a confusing and striking contrast that the human anatomy find overwhelming. Food works best when flavours harmonise, and pineapple interrupts that harmony.
Furthermore, texture matters just as much as taste. A good pizza has a balance between the crust, soft stringy cheese, and toppings. Pineapple, being juicy and soft and disgusting, releases disgusting liquid, which can make parts of the pizza soggy. This changes the intended texture of the dish and can ruin the experience of eating it. Pizza should be satisfying to bite into, not watery and sour. Nobody wants their slice turning into a small tropical swimming pool. BUT EMMA DOES APPARENTLY. (Ophelia, disown that one.)
Now, while modern cuisine encourages creativity in 2026, not every combination is successful, including pinapple on pizza.
Culinary traditions exist for a reason: they are built on combinations that have been tested and refined over time, you don't see me putting chocolate chips cookies in soup do you? Classic pizzas like Margherita or Pepperoni are popular because they WORK. Pineapple on pizza, meanwhile, feels like someone looked at a perfectly normal pizza and said, "What if we added confusion?"
Pizza is meant to be a shared food that brings people TOGETHER not break relationships because of people's (Emma) horrible culinary taste. I suggest you go to Italy and repent to the Italians and me because we do not appreciate you and we wish on your downfall every single night.
just admit you are wrong
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You seem pretty sad For a girl so in love |
sta β’ 8 | eva β’ 6 | str β’ 5 | wis β’ 7 | arc β’ 5 | acc β’ 9 |
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*takes itEmma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:00*pulls out a hammer*Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:59*takes it tooLily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:58..... *pulls out a scissors instead*Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:57 This family will be the end of me
*grabs the knives from them
Kids aren't allowed to have knives unless an ADULT allows and supervises them
Rule change: any sharp objects in general need allowance and supervision of an adult
Nope. Just like, any object that can be dangerous or used as a weapon will need adult supervision and allowance
How old are you here?Lillian McMason wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:01Does that mean your going to take my sewing needle?Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:59*takes it tooLily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:58..... *pulls out a scissors instead*Ophelia Vanderbilt wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:57 This family will be the end of me
*grabs the knives from them
Kids aren't allowed to have knives unless an ADULT allows and supervises them
Rule change: any sharp objects in general need allowance and supervision of an adult
Children Of Chaos
Don't tell me you use a fork to eat pizza tooEmma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:03im sending my fork to poke ur kneecaps too >:(Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:00I'm sorry Emma. I warned you. I really liked you.Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:50aw i love youTes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:49Exactly, I've always been but a caring and kind aunt, is this how you repair me?
No one loves me in this family π
I hate this family.
@Ophelia Vanderbilt add my maths to the helpful links else...πͺ
just a little less cus ur pizza opinion is wrong
But pineapple DISRUPTS flavours in a pizza it ACTIVELY challenges traditional culinary principles and INSULTS Italian gastronomy and DESTROYS what is meant to be a UNIVERSALLY enjoyable food.
Pizza is limited to only being a savoury food. Its base ingredients of tomato sauce, cheese, dough, and toppings like pepperoni, mushrooms, or vegetables or whatever you like are specifically designed to agree (idk what else to write for that word ykwim tho) with each other. Pineapple, however, barges in with its sweetness that clashes with these toppings. Instead of delicating the taste, it creates a confusing and striking contrast that the human anatomy find overwhelming. Food works best when flavours harmonise, and pineapple interrupts that harmony.
Furthermore, texture matters just as much as taste. A good pizza has a balance between the crust, soft stringy cheese, and toppings. Pineapple, being juicy and soft and disgusting, releases disgusting liquid, which can make parts of the pizza soggy. This changes the intended texture of the dish and can ruin the experience of eating it. Pizza should be satisfying to bite into, not watery and sour. Nobody wants their slice turning into a small tropical swimming pool. BUT EMMA DOES APPARENTLY. (Ophelia, disown that one.)
Now, while modern cuisine encourages creativity in 2026, not every combination is successful, including pinapple on pizza.
Culinary traditions exist for a reason: they are built on combinations that have been tested and refined over time, you don't see me putting chocolate chips cookies in soup do you? Classic pizzas like Margherita or Pepperoni are popular because they WORK. Pineapple on pizza, meanwhile, feels like someone looked at a perfectly normal pizza and said, "What if we added confusion?"
Pizza is meant to be a shared food that brings people TOGETHER not break relationships because of people's (Emma) horrible culinary taste. I suggest you go to Italy and repent to the Italians and me because we do not appreciate you and we wish on your downfall every single night.
"That's crap-puccino" Sta 5 | Eva 6 | Str 2 | Wis 7 | Arc 9 | Acc 6 |
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NEVAHHHHHHLily Clarke wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:03ReducioEmma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:03im sending my fork to poke ur kneecaps too >:(Tes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 21:00I'm sorry Emma. I warned you. I really liked you.Emma van Elst wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:50aw i love youTes Cadell wrote: 6 Jun 2026, 20:49
Exactly, I've always been but a caring and kind aunt, is this how you repair me?
No one loves me in this family π
I hate this family.
@Ophelia Vanderbilt add my maths to the helpful links else...πͺ
just a little less cus ur pizza opinion is wrong
But pineapple DISRUPTS flavours in a pizza it ACTIVELY challenges traditional culinary principles and INSULTS Italian gastronomy and DESTROYS what is meant to be a UNIVERSALLY enjoyable food.
Pizza is limited to only being a savoury food. Its base ingredients of tomato sauce, cheese, dough, and toppings like pepperoni, mushrooms, or vegetables or whatever you like are specifically designed to agree (idk what else to write for that word ykwim tho) with each other. Pineapple, however, barges in with its sweetness that clashes with these toppings. Instead of delicating the taste, it creates a confusing and striking contrast that the human anatomy find overwhelming. Food works best when flavours harmonise, and pineapple interrupts that harmony.
Furthermore, texture matters just as much as taste. A good pizza has a balance between the crust, soft stringy cheese, and toppings. Pineapple, being juicy and soft and disgusting, releases disgusting liquid, which can make parts of the pizza soggy. This changes the intended texture of the dish and can ruin the experience of eating it. Pizza should be satisfying to bite into, not watery and sour. Nobody wants their slice turning into a small tropical swimming pool. BUT EMMA DOES APPARENTLY. (Ophelia, disown that one.)
Now, while modern cuisine encourages creativity in 2026, not every combination is successful, including pinapple on pizza.
Culinary traditions exist for a reason: they are built on combinations that have been tested and refined over time, you don't see me putting chocolate chips cookies in soup do you? Classic pizzas like Margherita or Pepperoni are popular because they WORK. Pineapple on pizza, meanwhile, feels like someone looked at a perfectly normal pizza and said, "What if we added confusion?"
Pizza is meant to be a shared food that brings people TOGETHER not break relationships because of people's (Emma) horrible culinary taste. I suggest you go to Italy and repent to the Italians and me because we do not appreciate you and we wish on your downfall every single night.
just admit you are wrong
@Tess Caddell
no im not uncivalized
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cher horowitz inspired. < 3