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12 Sep 2018, 17:34

Start calling them the wrong name until they just magically figure out that they're saying it wrong.

I can't roll because my arm is ground into the pavement.

Long story short, I survived

Stats - Strength: 5, Agility: 6, Control: 12, Stamina:7

Leah Cunningham

Young wizard

39 7

12 Sep 2018, 18:47

Just don't roll and stay where you are for all eternity.

I want to be invisible, what shall I do?

After all this time?
- Always.

Vivienne Montgomery

Fourth year, Hufflepuff

871 13

12 Sep 2018, 21:35

Go around yelling, “I AM INVISIBLE!!! NO ONE CAN SEE ME!!!”

I fell into Tartarus

Honestly, why do people judge? People need to learn to accept. To look past race, gender, age, sexuality, and appearances. To be open-minded. To give people a chance. To rid their hearts of hate and learn to love others for who they are. That is my wish.

Anastasia Beckett

Fifth year, Gryffindor

1 731 69

12 Sep 2018, 21:42

Jump up and down and scream “COME EAT ME!!!” as loud as you can

I want cookies but I can’t drive and my oven is broken

Long story short, I survived

Stats - Strength: 5, Agility: 6, Control: 12, Stamina:7

Scott Alexander

Seventh year, Gryffindor

565 433

12 Sep 2018, 23:43

Write a small note saying: In need of cookies. Deliver to here: [your address]
And then send your note via pigeon post to your preferred cookie supplier.

I’m in need of wiggling my toes, but my feet hurt like never before.

Sadie McAfee

First year, Gryffindor

77 7

13 Sep 2018, 00:54

Get a mad scientist to inject serum that looks and smells poisonous but she says it may or may not help wiggle your toes.

I want to go to Saturn without a spacesuit.

Founder of W.I.N.G.S. Club

Scott Alexander

Seventh year, Gryffindor

565 433

13 Sep 2018, 20:20

DO IT!
DO IT!
DO IT!

I burnt my banana bread so now my mother is going to think I'm an idiot who can't make banana bread.

Sadie McAfee

First year, Gryffindor

77 7

13 Sep 2018, 23:14

(Lol!)
Tell her being an idiot has been trending since the dawn of time anyway.

My dog peed in my only wig.

Founder of W.I.N.G.S. Club

Sadie McAfee

First year, Gryffindor

77 7

14 Sep 2018, 02:18

Blackmail Emma Watson to come to your next birthday party.

I really like a guy and he likes me to but we live in different countries.

Founder of W.I.N.G.S. Club

James Forrest

First year, Ravenclaw

21 7

14 Sep 2018, 03:39

To maximize the romance of long distance relationships, you should move to another planet. The distance will keep your love strongest.

How do I get my owl to stop biting me?

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