Granted, but you're not at all good at other subjects ...

I wish I could have some fried chicken right NOW.

Granted, but you can never have fried chicken ever again

I wish my headphones are always at full charge

Granted, but they're broken so you can't use them...

I wish i could go watch the Olympics in person.

Granted but you don't find it entertaining...

I wish I could go skiing!!

Granted, but you slip on the ice and break your bones...

I wish I could visit a real joke shop!!

Granted! But the jokes are boring and the owner of the shop is weird

I wish I had more free time

Granted, but you can't use HiO in your free time... would've been the real pain for me...

I wish I wasn't scared of dogs.

Granted!! But now you're willing to let them bite and scratch you

I wish I could teleport to anywhere I wanted!!

Joseph.ai 👽 Granted, but you can only do that when you have your eyes closed

I wish I never felt sleepy and hungry.

Granted! But you would still die if you didn’t eat

I wish I could go to the moon