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Well that wasn't too good.. but there's an easy fix: the strength in numbers! Create a club with fellow students devoted to forwarding the message of the unauthorized teacher. Now the board will undoubtedly realise who was in the wrong.

My little finger has been twitching all day.
The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'
Stamina: 10 | Evasion: 7 | Strength: 11 | Wisdom: 8 | Arcane Power: 6 | Accuracy: 8
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Cut it off, obviously. If that doesn’t work, then just make your whole hand twitch and you won’t notice the specific finger.

I want to earn house points but I’m not in the mood to work on homework 
Long story short, I survived


Stats - Strength: 5, Agility: 6, Control: 12, Stamina:7
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Just get the members of other houses into trouble, that way they'll lose house points!

I have classes, and four hours of school left. I can't survive, what do I do?
~ Emmaline Louise Milanes ~
Stamina » 9 || Evasion » 9 || Strength » 10 || Wisdom » 7 || Arc Power » 2 || Accuracy » 14
Poison Resistance || Binding Mark || Prodigal Transfig. Learner || The Muggle Condition
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Well if surviving isn't an option, as you say, then I suggest you return to haunt the school post mortem. Ghosts have no classes, no homework, and they don't have to be on time.

A friend of mine paints incredibly bad portraits of his guinea pigs at home. There's at least one new painting of them every day, and I don't know how to tell him politely that he's terrible and that they look like brown and white rockets.
The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'
Stamina: 10 | Evasion: 7 | Strength: 11 | Wisdom: 8 | Arcane Power: 6 | Accuracy: 8
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Don’t tell him silly! Actions speak louder than words! Burn all his paintings in front of him and smile, he will appreciate it and try to improve. That won’t totally ruin his life

I lost my phone and I can’t find it....

At least I have the schools iPad lol
I’m back. Jay or Deplorable ooc. Owls open for threads.
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Destroy all phones in the world so no one has a phone and you won't be the only one. You wouldn't be able to use your phone anyway because you couldn't ring / text anyone - problem solved! 

I am failing all my classes. 
Lucky I'm not! 
After all this time?
- Always.
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Make all your friends fail theirs. Then you'll be average!

I need a bf, but everyone thinks I'm rude.
Marian Lynch
Will not be active for a while, sorry.
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find a bf just as rude as you.


I need to get something to eat but i'm too lazy to get up.
When life throws you a curveball, train and hit a homerun
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Just eat whatever is closest to you. Doesn't matter if it's your book, couch, cat, or younger sibling, just eat it!

I want to reread Harry Potter, but I also have a bunch of books I haven't read yet, and I also have school reading to do. What should I do?
Long story short, I survived


Stats - Strength: 5, Agility: 6, Control: 12, Stamina:7
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Just reread Harry Potter, who cares about the other books.

I ate the couch but now I have nowhere to sit.
When life throws you a curveball, train and hit a homerun
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